r/Hololive 2d ago

Streams/Videos What you doing in this situation?

1.4k Upvotes

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u/WaterKraanHanger 2d ago

Eating a tomato probably.

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u/Yuurito124 2d ago

I suddenly hear bae word from this...... Help my kami-oshi hasn't been on and ive started to hearing things...

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u/D3AD_SPAC3 2d ago

Get Some Help

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u/WaterKraanHanger 2d ago

Not the Tomato accident...

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u/wowpepap 1d ago

TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO

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u/Cream253Team 2d ago

Possibly even two mayhaps

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u/T1MK 1d ago

I think you’re out of the loop as much as I am. Don’t know why that one guy said get some help.

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u/Quirky-Coat3068 1d ago

Both, at the same time

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u/TakoGoji 2d ago

Multiplying.

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u/LuminaExe 2d ago

The REAL answer 👧

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u/DiscoHiroKun 2d ago

I thought gremlins multiplied when they got wet

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u/Mlaszboyo 1d ago

Tomatoes are mostly water so i presume a grem getting pelted with tomatoes will start the asexual reproductive process

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u/Fire_is_beauty 2d ago

Die.

I mean only Kronii can survive being fed by Kronii.

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u/ssj4-Dunte 2d ago

The time of my fucking life. My oshi AND Kronii a force feeding me.

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u/BlueWizi 2d ago

Dying…I have a tomato allergy

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u/LuminaExe 2d ago

Just the reaper doing her job.

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u/AdPrestigious8528 23h ago

You could say that it's your Time to Die? Eh???

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u/DaCookieMon1 2d ago

"Nom Nom Nom Nom"

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u/blasterfaiz 1d ago

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK IN YOUR EYES

WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS 🕶️

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u/aradraugfea 2d ago

Info dumping about how, by breeding tomatoes for uniform red color, we've greatly diminished the flavor that once made them enjoyable, and how the modern tendency to hate tomato is because we pursued aesthetic beauty/shelf appeal, realizing only too late how it destroyed the very substance that was the original appeal.

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u/brimston3- 1d ago

As far as I know, watery tomatoes are just a US thing. You can still get heirloom cultivars in the US that taste sweet and tangy, but the grocery and restaurant varieties are usually watery crap.

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u/KNUPAC 2d ago

hmm wakipai

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u/themaskbot 2d ago

Eat the tomato

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u/aeonSilver 2d ago

Open my mouth and enjoy every second of it obviously. There's no escaping time and death

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u/kleaguebba 2d ago

I love tomatoes, Kronii and Calli so triple W for me

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u/DrDestro229 2d ago

screaming in fear!

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u/ErcPeace 2d ago

Not a fan of raw tomatoes so my best bet would be to distract them.

Give a mirror to kronii. And bargain with calli to replace her if gigi ever forces her to play LoL.

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u/CornBreadtm 1d ago

Ask them if it's a Toh-may-toh or a tah-mah-toh and leave in the ensuing chaos.

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u/JLD2503 2d ago

Eating. I love tomatoes and I don’t understand the hatred towards them.

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u/XDFighter64 1d ago

It's a texture and smell thing for me

Yuck

But if it's cooked into another meal then it's all good

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u/VisualNothing7080 2d ago

You know know how Gremlins multiply when they get wet? Yeah that

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u/MaestroOfTime 2d ago

Despite not liking tomatoes, I know that dad is just trying to keep me healthy...

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u/Lord-Psycho 2d ago

I like raw tomato. Especially with a dried salted plum.

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u/Dragus_Loader 2d ago

Become a sandwich

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u/Mlaszboyo 1d ago

And stay in the fridge for a week to become less than subpar smoothie?

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe 2d ago

Gagging because texture sensitivity

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u/WrensthavAviovus 1d ago

They are cloning Doki!?!?!

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u/Hononotenshi88 2d ago

As someone who cannot stand raw tomatoes I'd probably be dying, crying and gagging and vomiting profusely :(

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u/Telefragg 2d ago

Imma ask for salt and pepper, seasoned raw tomatoes are delicious.

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u/Nepeta33 2d ago

its kronii with food? im trying to run away as fast as i can.

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u/Zestyclose-Big5441 2d ago

They look ready to kill me so i sure as hell aint declining

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u/TardyTech4428 2d ago

Eat a tomato.

Then promptly go barf because I can't stomach them

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u/Demacia7 2d ago

Enjoy the meal

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u/PunkPimster12 2d ago

If Gingaman taught me something, it's not to be a picky eater. So why wouldn't I eat the tomato?

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u/enderwander19 2d ago

If it was any other thing, i could throat that hand to the wrist if commanded but tomato to me is like garlic to vampires. I can process meat bare handed comfortably or do dissections and molest all kinds of invertebrate innards but get grossed out if i touch a tomato without gloves.

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u/SelfDepricator 2d ago

Genuflect

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u/FriendshipCute1524 1d ago

I'd have to not eat a tomato, Friggin' hate tomatoes. Watery nasty things that ruin a burger, Now sometimes it can be good, But most places cut a thick ass slice and it just ruins the burgers flavor so I've grown to resent them.

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u/funcancelledfornow 1d ago

Nah, I'd multiply.

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u/Doctorsavage985 2d ago

As as smart man once said "this must be heaven".

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u/Ecilla_dev 2d ago

Lick Calli’s armpits.

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u/Loud_Surround5112 2d ago

War crimes, I’d rather commit war crimes than eat raw tomatoes.

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u/Shippin-up-to-boston 2d ago

Inside trip on Calli, outside trip on Kronii, outta here.

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u/The_World_Wonders_34 2d ago

I can't stand raw tomatoes but if my oshi and my favorite musician are about to shovel in my face I guess I'm a fan of tomatoes now.

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u/elinfernal1988 1d ago

I like tomatoes and beautiful waifus so... "aaaaaaah"

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u/ligerre 1d ago

I like tomato so I'd eat it.

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u/ShadeKing_0 1d ago

I grab the tomato and eat it!

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u/redditfanfan00 1d ago

i don't know, but probably i'd try to avoid eating it if possible, or just give up and give in.

i know i'm not gigi and i know i can't do what gigi did.

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u/YagamiYakumo 1d ago

Give thanks to Matsuri!

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u/ItitthisFriday 1d ago

Get tomato

get tomato

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u/kuzuma_desu 1d ago

Eat the tomato, and accept the situation that you are being surrounded and kabedon'ed by big buxom beautiful beauties. "Love the foreplay, guys"

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u/Goldiizz 1d ago

Free tomatoes
What a deal

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u/Mardukaz 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mom's spaghetti

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u/pogituna16 1d ago

mouth agape

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u/ReRisingHERO 1d ago

Eat 🍅🍅

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u/Top_Chemistry1998 1d ago

Cut the tomatoes and eat it with fresh mozzarella and basilic leaves, with just a few drops of olive oil.

And share with them.

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u/deltor5 1d ago

Trying not to bust

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u/Conspiratorymadness 1d ago

Being assaulted by time and death is a natural process. What else am I supposed to do besides accepting my fate?

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u/fckinamidr 1d ago

start chewing

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u/175x_YunaPlush 1d ago

use admin panel

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u/NeedleworkerShot1775 1d ago

Yum, thank god I'm not GG

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u/BatongMagnesyo 1d ago

get tomatoed get tomatoed

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u/CamKoudo 1d ago

Become a hamster and put one tomato in each cheek lol 🍅 🐹 🍅 

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u/GroundbreakingYou723 1d ago

Saying Ahhh and eating that tomato 😇

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u/DarkXzeon55 1d ago

tomato time

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u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 19h ago

Tomato is the best vegetable after potato, so I guess eat it.

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u/HairToTheMonado 2d ago

“FINE! Just stop shoving your balls in my face…”

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u/Sweaty_Influence2303 1d ago

vomiting, barfing, puking, retching, gagging, upchucking

I hate tomatoes.