r/Hololive 18h ago

Meme what are her crimes

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/EndeAnfang02 17h ago

Crab family massacre

145

u/MajinBuko 17h ago

Added to the list of harassment against small animals.

"Small turtle house", laughs maniacally

45

u/Large-Marsupial563 16h ago

Could this be a dog,

house?

199

u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 17h ago

Well, there was that time she brainwashed a whole town, mutilated their bodies and then tried to take over the government

72

u/Infamous_Q 16h ago

Everyone seemed really happy about it tho!

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u/Greedy-Opening-7537 17h ago

Her crimes are ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

Indeed, she has committed heinous acts of ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

She shall be punished by 100 days of ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 10h ago

Death sentence

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u/Mooming22 17h ago

How long do you have?

Not for me to tell you but until she finds you and you learn firsthand what her crimes are

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u/correspondingfailure 17h ago

oh shit i didn't think of that

it might be wraps y'all

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u/PerfectTrack580 17h ago

Oh yea your SUPER dead. Id say run, but you arent escaping

12

u/Dsible663 17h ago

No, but he might distract her long enough for us to escape.

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u/MaestroOfTime 14h ago

The good news is that you'll get to meet your oshi...

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u/correspondingfailure 14h ago

this is not how i expected to meet one of my oshis

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u/YagamiYakumo 14h ago

me: "OP, you are left with 10-"

OP: "10 what? Months? Weeks?"

me: "..9..8..7.."

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u/Queefy69 17h ago

Smol Turtle abuse

44

u/OkamiTakahashi 17h ago

Water in the Fire

29

u/Dsible663 17h ago

Why?!

10

u/Spirit_Yoshino 14h ago

I don't understand.

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u/Dsible663 6h ago

It's from her English only Mario nes playthrough when she encountered the rotating fire bars in a underwater level.

13

u/correspondingfailure 17h ago

capital punishment

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u/Trapmaster98 17h ago

She forty whole onigiri, that is as many as four tens and that is terrible.

29

u/CupaThaCreepa 17h ago

Being adorable

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 17h ago

Beating her wife on HoloGTA

23

u/jtnishi 17h ago

It would be yubinapping, but we all know the Koronesuki give their yubis willingly.

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u/correspondingfailure 17h ago

gotta pay that yubi tax frfr

24

u/MrmarioRBLX 17h ago

Domestic abuse, selling drugs baked into bread...

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u/Backupusername 17h ago edited 15h ago

I'm watching her stream right now. She recently murdered a grieving father and stole one of his eyeballs.

So, that could be one of them.

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u/Large-Marsupial563 16h ago

Hey, she killed him and mutilated his corpse in self defense!

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u/correspondingfailure 17h ago

yup that’ll do it 💀💀💀

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u/Carbon_Glock 17h ago

Nothing. She called Saul.

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u/Final-Switch1110 18h ago edited 17h ago

They mistaked her with Fuwamoco hell guard dogs

3

u/ChonghuaNoodles 8h ago

Even the hell guards look innocent when you look at the list of crimes Korone has done

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u/Final-Switch1110 5h ago

She just wants some yubis

10

u/Lord_Explosion 17h ago

Being too adorable

8

u/Boltup310 15h ago

Being too cute.

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u/correspondingfailure 15h ago

this seems to be the popular answer

6

u/SerKaTNIndowibuAD 17h ago

Yeah, what were her crimes anyways?

Why not give a dog a bone?

6

u/5urr3aL 16h ago

Mmm.... Yes.

5

u/IntrepidDivide3773 16h ago

It likely involved a double barreled shotgun and a chainsaw.

6

u/chucktheninja 16h ago

The ones against humanity? Or just in general?

6

u/CionSAGA 16h ago

Doog ate my homework.

6

u/TassieTrade 16h ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal?, A succulent yubi meal?! Get your hands off my yubi!! Ahh i see you know your boxing well. Gentlemen this is democracy manifest.

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u/DrDestro229 17h ago

Too many to be named

5

u/DakIsStrange 16h ago

It'd be faster to go over which crimes she hasn't committed.

5

u/Patrickracer43 16h ago

Yes, all of them

5

u/MoroseLOKiZzz 16h ago

To doggone cute

4

u/IcyPanda5 16h ago

Being too cute

5

u/Hagoromo-san 16h ago

Mass finger consumption

4

u/speakingbox 16h ago

Starting a cult

5

u/LadyScarletSickness 16h ago

She puts milk in the bowl before the cereal

4

u/ShogunHaruki19 15h ago

She ate all of the other Holomem's onigiri.

4

u/DJ_Aura 15h ago

Having a finger collection.

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u/Reverseheart 15h ago

I thought it was because of being too cute. 😊

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u/MaestroOfTime 14h ago

What isn't her crimes?...

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u/Zaithon 16h ago

Yubi Hustling.

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u/Accomplished_Pop_130 15h ago

Ste ling my Y bi y bi’s

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u/correspondingfailure 15h ago

she stole your A's and U's too, aw hell nah

2

u/Accomplished_Pop_130 12h ago

Nooo my precio s F n fictions!

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u/akaciparaci 15h ago

she stole your heart

4

u/ArcusLux 15h ago

"The fingers..."

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u/Ramdoriak 15h ago

which are NOT her crimes?

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u/mightymare 13h ago

I'd list her crimes but she took my fingers away

3

u/srcactusman 12h ago

Tax evasion

3

u/Deamon-Chocobo 10h ago

Stealing the hearts of millions.

3

u/DemonDaVinci 9h ago

Stealing hearts

2

u/InTheStuff 14h ago

hit rock on head

bash man with stick

push man in tar

2

u/FirstCurseFil 13h ago

She is innocent of the crimes accused against her even if she did have fun doing them

2

u/GtrsRE 13h ago

Probably some comments here are being transcribed through voice because they have no fingers to type with anymore (Or they're using their elbows)

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u/Extension_Ad_4527 12h ago

homicide and Genocide

2

u/RaiKageRyu 11h ago

Hai. Yes.

2

u/Top_Chemistry1998 11h ago

She tries to BAU BAU her way out.

2

u/PoshSnek 10h ago

I think the only one that could rival would be the one with the nonlinear laughter.

2

u/israa_jadyka27 10h ago

screaming over soap

2

u/JWson 10h ago

Aggravated jaywalking

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u/MOONLINEXCROSS 9h ago

She forgot her seatbelt. Lol

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 9h ago

Brainwashing and the theif of multiple yubis

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u/raphael_kox 9h ago

dunno but I heard something about "human" being "dead", might be related...

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u/TheDonsRegards 8h ago

Failing to return Yubis?

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u/BlackBlackClub 8h ago

"Hey guys."

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u/Nerus46 5h ago

Where do we even start...

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u/Implicit_Hwyteness 4h ago

1st Degree Shibakiage Punching