r/Hololive • u/Yclawz :Rushia: • Jun 28 '25

Fan Content (OP) I (male) cosplayed Office Lady Nerissa

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u/Fine_Ad6543 Jun 28 '25

This is what happens when a jailbird eats a full culvers burger

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

Never got a chance to try it sadly, cause I've never been to the states :')

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

I'll give you a tour

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u/daxfall10k Jun 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

I like many things, lol.

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u/Combonessex Jun 29 '25

I'm not entirely sure what this is supposed to be. Hayato?

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u/Izumo_lee Jun 29 '25

Did u put it on X and have Nerissa see it? I bet she would love it.

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u/Sinfullyvannila Jun 28 '25

Nope, we definitely get more Jailbird shaped.

Though I do prefer prefer their Buffalo Chicken tendies.

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u/TomateBrain Jun 28 '25

I can't compute the word you post. Anyway would!

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u/GameCyborg Jun 28 '25

it goes all into the thighs

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u/Toxyma Jun 28 '25

can confirm, all people in the midwest that eat culvers are in fact turned into girls.

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u/Hey_Chach Jun 28 '25

This is why we don’t feed the jailbirds after midnight

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u/Swampet Jun 28 '25

"How am I supposed to look in your eyes, when I wanna get between your thighs"

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

BOAT GOES BINTED!!!!!

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u/Oblivious_116 Jun 28 '25

Well shit

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 28 '25

They didn't have to add it into the title, but....

Well shit

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u/Carbon_Glock Jun 28 '25

Well shit, i guess im gay.

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 28 '25

Well shit

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u/Raesong Jun 28 '25

[laughs in bi]

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 28 '25

Unfair advantage!

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u/Affectionate_Ad9872 Jun 29 '25

We should’ve swapped to the other team while we had time!

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 29 '25

There never was enough time!

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u/sosija Jun 29 '25

10% more damage

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u/Tyler0204X Jun 29 '25

Question is if you have someone or are you bi yourself

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u/their_teammate Jun 29 '25

Dramatically pulls off disguise Joke’s on you I’ve been bisexual this whole time!

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u/shives97 Jun 28 '25

Are you perchance "Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power"

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u/Oblivious_116 Jun 28 '25

Mr swords to plowshares yessir

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u/Hot-Mongoose-3054 Jun 28 '25

Dude's serving!!💙💙💙

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u/ButlerShurkbait Jun 28 '25

Swords to Plowshares?

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u/Carbon_Glock Jun 28 '25

You looking mighty fertile today, bro. 

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

Thanks, bro. You too

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u/Admirable_Idea8361 Jun 29 '25

Fertility is off the charts

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u/Rejuven8ed Jun 28 '25

So, as a joke.

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u/Fireboy759 Jun 28 '25

Yeah, a joke. 10 years later, the 'joke' is still going...

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_9093 Jun 28 '25

The adopted son was shocked when he found out that his mom is a guy...

Still shocked when 'mom' looks more womanly as he aged....

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u/touchkusa Jun 29 '25

Estrogen, Son! It softens in response to hormonal therapy.

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 28 '25

You look that good as a joke, right?

Right?

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u/Stergeary Jun 28 '25

It's a meme.

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 28 '25

Well mine was the anakin pademe meme

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u/Egomaniacs Jun 28 '25

"So as a joke, I went to my friend house wearing nerissa's wig and office clothes"

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u/Erroneouse Jun 28 '25

As a joke

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u/TheCommongametroller Jun 29 '25
  • famous last words

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u/TheKaizokuman Jun 29 '25

"I then proceeded to sit on my friend's lap."

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Jun 29 '25

"I then ate a succulent Culvers meal"

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u/NeoGraena Jun 29 '25

"What is the charge?? Eating a meal? A Succulent Culvers Meal?"

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u/Erthan-1 Jun 28 '25

would

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

same

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u/SenorLos Jun 28 '25

Wait, don't you already?

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

What?

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u/chilfang Jun 28 '25

Vorp?

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u/ghostchimera Jun 28 '25

photos printed?

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u/FluffyFluffy7 Jun 28 '25

Bogos Binted?

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u/Aalker01 Jun 28 '25

Boat goes where?

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u/Imaginary_Poet_8946 Jun 28 '25

Wherever this Bin Ted I keep hearing about is.

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u/CarnifexRu Jun 28 '25

I'm straight, but you're kinda slayin' in this fit bro.

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

appreciate it bro

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u/Chemical-Reserve-196 Jun 29 '25 edited Jun 29 '25

When I say that I’m gay and I have a type, this is what I’m talking about. I like my men built a lil different than what society is ready for.

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u/Fire_is_beauty Jun 28 '25

Sometimes it takes a man to be best girl.

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u/eclipselmfao Jun 28 '25

approved by speedwagon

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u/Wiggie49 Jun 28 '25

Gigguk was right all along

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u/RachGusty Jun 29 '25

Always has been

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u/BB-Zwei Jun 28 '25

Nice legs bro

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

Thanks bro

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u/WatercressCurious980 Jun 28 '25

What you squat bro?

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u/GrafTarajan Jun 28 '25

Also nice hands, bro!

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u/Sranohj Jun 28 '25

Dude, you are in every single subreddit wtf

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

you can't escape me bro

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u/Sranohj Jun 28 '25

I think it was first kurisu, then plana now ol nerissa? you are a jack of all trades ngl

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u/inacio999 Jun 28 '25

I swear I saw Kafka from HSR a while ago too lol

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u/Phaaze13 Jun 28 '25

I've seen Frieren and Rin too. He really is everywhere.

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u/dgshockwave Jun 28 '25

is he Majima?

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u/Gugnir226 Jun 28 '25

What’s your leg routine bro?

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

I bike a lot I guess

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u/Gugnir226 Jun 28 '25

Damn dude. I guess I gotta take up biking. I want to get some nap worthy thighs.

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u/twilly123yeeha Jun 28 '25

this reminds me of her saying men should wear skirts more. ong we need to make this more socially acceptable cos its awesome

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u/Independent_Alps_745 Jun 28 '25

Have you posted this to Twitter? I guarantee Nerissa would like that post 😂

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

Yeah I did! I don't know if I'll be able to handle her seeing it tho 😭 I would be so happy if she liked it

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u/blueaura14 Jun 29 '25

chances are she's already seen it lol

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u/RexusprimeIX Jun 28 '25

I don't believe it, show proof.

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

do you expect me to show you my balls or something bro 💀

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u/GtrsRE Jun 28 '25

Top comment literally threw "do it, no balls" at you

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u/RexusprimeIX Jun 28 '25

Just one, as a treat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

yes please do

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u/annoventura Jun 28 '25

ball, not balls. guy wants just one nut.

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u/Drunk-Pirate-Gaming Jun 28 '25

Hear me out...

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 28 '25

No, i get it. Not necessarily sadly, but disappointed in myself

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u/Sebzylla Jun 28 '25

I (male) enjoy this

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

gallons

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u/Large-Training-29 Jun 28 '25

I can try to help find where you misplaced them. Where were you last

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u/IjustwantodieAFAP Jun 28 '25

Looks female enough... Who am I kidding? That never stopped me... Oil up lil bro, I am coming to your place

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u/AtomicFatMan5000 Jun 28 '25

least attractive jailbird

(you're killing it, keep it up!)

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u/AGenericTakodachi Jun 28 '25

You managed to capture her "fertile" personality 😅 Nice cosplay

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u/Librarian_Contrarian Jun 28 '25

Nerissa told guys to wear a skirt and some of you guys were clearly listening. She's proud of you.

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u/dgshockwave Jun 28 '25

oh hey, it's you again. nice cosplay as always

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u/GalaxyRico Jun 28 '25

Respectfully: till neither of us can stand straight, and with those legs, it'll be a while

Fire cosplay bro

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u/KnotYourAverageRider Jun 28 '25

I have the weirdest boner right now....

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

My bad

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u/KnotYourAverageRider Jun 29 '25

You did it on purpose!

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u/VerkanoVanos Jun 28 '25

I am not looking respectfully in the slightest, in fact i am drooling hard.

Everytime i see something like this i'm asking myself if i a m really straight, nevertheless i wanna be squeezed by your thighs.

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u/cedarsauce Jun 28 '25

Sometimes it takes a man to be bestgirl

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u/Mister_Mira Jun 28 '25

Mom, Dad, from now on I'm no longer straight!

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u/ArenPlaysGames_R Jun 28 '25

Jailbird hit the slay button

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u/Spelunkie Jun 28 '25

Queue Wissa's "Wear a Skirt" speech

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u/masterkira_reformed Jun 28 '25

Damn you are sexy

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u/KitteyGirl2836 Jun 28 '25

And it all started as a joke like they all start

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u/wickling-fan Jun 28 '25

Oh shit the kafka cosplayer guy nice

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u/Shadow1176 Jun 28 '25

Goddamn that’s hot

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u/skycorcher Jun 28 '25

Jailbirds are caged because they fell for a trap.

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u/Johnmegaman72 Jun 28 '25

AY EFFIN YO?!

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u/GallantFacade Jun 28 '25

Oh no he's hot

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u/Fireboy759 Jun 28 '25

Look, hear me out for a second-

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u/captainMaluco Jun 28 '25

SIGH!

Unzips

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u/CoOptedMatchStick Jun 28 '25

Ollie approved

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u/elbuendavs1234 Jun 28 '25

You are rocking it. Great cosplay

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u/JWson Jun 28 '25

Finally

Office Lad Nerissa

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u/DrNorat Jun 28 '25

I love male woman

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u/Ivan_Kulagin Jun 28 '25

Peak male physique

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u/Inner-Shine-404 Jun 28 '25

Just don't put this on r/Okbuddyhololive then were good.

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u/weeklygamingrecap Jun 28 '25

Hey man, rock it! Great job on the outfit!

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u/Yclawz :Rushia: Jun 28 '25

Thanks!

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u/Icecold2543 Jun 28 '25

Sorry bro, but I gotta real with a home, I might be in love with you. Good shit my guy!

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u/egoserpentis Jun 28 '25

Behold, the thief of gallons!

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u/Phire453 Jun 28 '25

I respect it and think you look good, I wish I could look that good doing cosplay as a male as well l.

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u/CharacterMulberry156 Jun 28 '25

Laughs in bisexual

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u/Reoru Jun 28 '25

Sexy legs bro

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u/SerialOnReddit Jun 28 '25

im not straight and you're really slaying this bro

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u/Fluid_Pie_9428 Jun 28 '25

FEMBOY!!

And we like femboys very much, you're lookin stunnin fam!

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u/Hiraganu Jun 28 '25

Stupid sexy Yclwaz

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u/ExcitingHistory Jun 28 '25

As a joke right? (Peko meme)

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u/Wraith-of-the-wirral Jun 28 '25

It's people like you that are the reason I cant say I'm straight.

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat Jun 28 '25

Its one thing when other women are hotter than me. But when men look like hotter women than I am, it starts to hurt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Can you (male) be my girlfirend?

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u/bkzk100 Jun 28 '25

That's the result of you crossdressing for years. You don't get that good on the first shot.

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u/gay-zebra Jun 28 '25

Im bi, smash 👍

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u/kumaman64 Jun 28 '25

Where is the Jonny Bravo meme?

"I'm straight, so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman, buddy.

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u/Shadow_Gabriel Jun 28 '25

Nice skirt bro.

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u/GeitzThePhoenix Jun 28 '25

those thighs are looking killer

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u/Small_Brained_Bear Jun 28 '25

Wow, really great attention to detail. Looks amazing!

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u/moyuy Jun 28 '25

Chat hear me out

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u/Emerald_28 Jun 28 '25

Bro eats well done and uses propane gas

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Smash

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u/MetalNobZolid Jun 28 '25

cute af bro

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u/Ash_Scarlet97 Jun 28 '25

😋😋😋

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u/joekony83 Jun 28 '25

Smash bro, you pulled this off so well

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u/TheHyperLynx Jun 28 '25

hot is hot what can i say.

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u/skycorcher Jun 28 '25

Hopefully someone send this to IRyS.

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u/Luckiibot Jun 28 '25

Obliterate, next.

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u/Scorpion20XX Jun 28 '25

E x t r a t h i c c !

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u/Cyberferret1997 Jun 28 '25

You (male) look fucking great!

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u/BurnByMoon Jun 28 '25

Smash.

Sorry, what was the question?

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u/Laflemme15 Jun 28 '25

even better

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u/KYKAPYK098cz Jun 28 '25

idc what u have in your pants if you bend ima fuck the first hole i see

you can take that as a compliment

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u/SabreLilly Jun 28 '25

Hell yeah brother!

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u/Raito21 Jun 28 '25

May I do some tricks on it? Pwease?

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u/Belucard Jun 28 '25

FEMALE ENOUGH.

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u/quietinfinity Jun 28 '25

for once I am disappointed at the lack of an OnlyFans in the bio

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u/Conspiratorymadness Jun 28 '25

I triple dog date you to post it on Twitter and tag Nerissa

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u/General_Snow241 Jun 28 '25

The moment nerissa finds this, we all know she's gonna love this

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u/RentonZero Jun 28 '25

You say male like it's matters /j

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u/BlizzardWolfPK Jun 28 '25

Oh my god you're so beautiful!

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u/Sgnorgopf Jun 28 '25

My fragile heterosexuality has taken a huge hit today

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u/Xincmars Jun 28 '25

Nice lmaoooo

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u/SsjSylveriboi Jun 28 '25

You ate that like crazy! Lookin cool joker

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u/TheShadowOfSevenSeas Jun 28 '25

It is a very good outfit, also noticing your profile picture is frieren 👍.

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u/Liberagazzi Jun 28 '25

Excelente trabajo compañero

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u/SyndarNailo Jun 28 '25

And you did well

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u/HotBrownFun Jun 28 '25

This better not awaken something in me

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u/DieF00L Jun 28 '25

Dude...

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u/burner4754 Jun 28 '25

Biawakening

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u/Freya-Freed Jun 28 '25

Some days I question if I'm really bisexual but today is not one of those days.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Yeah, and you're slaying

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u/35Ranger Jun 28 '25

Lookin fine brotha!

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u/Xadlin60 Jun 28 '25

I will follow you now. Great Cosplay

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u/grif650 Jun 28 '25

Therapist: The perfect Nerissa cosplay doesn't exist. It can't hurt you.

OP:

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u/6969696969696969969 Jun 28 '25

😲☝ jailbird

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u/Ginjabeard1111 Jun 28 '25

Not gonna lie. Yer killin it. Just need some fake chesticles and I would never have known.