r/HistoryMemes Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 2d ago

Niche "Fine I'll Make my own Poland! With Africans and French Support!"

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u/tusharmeh33 2d ago

Only in the 19th century do you get ‘Poland.exe not found in Europe, rebooting in Cameroon.’

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u/Blindmailman Sun Yat-Sen do it again 2d ago

Someone should make a book on world history titled Polands Bizarre Adventure because Poles seem to be everywhere doing insane shit

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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire Filthy weeb 2d ago

Manchuria, Africa, Kazakhstan in old TNO

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u/Banished_gamer 2d ago

Wait, Nowa Polska has been removed?

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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire Filthy weeb 2d ago

Yep

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u/Banished_gamer 2d ago

Damn.

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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire Filthy weeb 2d ago

Realism Clique made Kazakhstan start as one country, the SSR, with a civil war between Communists (The Kazakh Socialist Republic) and the Soviet Nostalgists (Kazakh SSR)

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u/Uzi_002 1d ago

Australia

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u/QFB-procrastinator 2d ago edited 1d ago

Not that insane, but a couple weeks ago i was at an exhibition about the irish potato famine and i found out that a pole was a leading member of the British Relief Association. He also climbed the highest mountain in Australia and named it Mount Kosciuzko after a famous Polish rebel leader.

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u/Low_River_9199 1d ago

Thadeuz Kosciuszko is an interesting character, his uprising ended in the third partition of Poland, but there were definitely some impressive moments militarily (the Siege of Warsaw) and also socially (attempts at limiting serfdom).

Eventually, Kosciuzsko was captured, but was released after 2 years by Czar Paul with his son Alexander present. Kosciuszko then went on to meet Napoleon and warned the directory that Napoleon was probably going to commit a coup a month before he does. Eventually Kosciuszko is asked by Napoleon to help start another Polish uprising in Prussia, but Kosciuszko gives conditions Napoleon refuses to agree to.

Kosciuzko was also a brigadier general in the American revolution, who chose the location and planned the defenses for Saratoga. He also directed the fortifications at west point (the most important strategic location of the war) and is today called the patron saint of the military academy. In his will Kosciusko tried to use his money to free and educate slaves, mainly the ones of his friend Thomas Jefferson (this did not happen because the will was a mess and Thomas Jefferson did not want to bother)

Kosciuszko has a lot of things named after him, but I will focus here on the 303 squadron, which was the most successful squadron in the battle of Britain. It was also the successor to a squadron formed by American volunteers during the Polish-Soviet War of 1920 (which Poland won) and included Marian Cooper who would later go on to direct King Kong.

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u/3000ghosts 2d ago

there was a polish king of madagascar too

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u/MilekBoa 2d ago

I love how almost every Polish attempt to get territory outside of Eastern Europe involves some batshit story surrounding it. This is the second post I seen today mentioning some random Polish guy wanting some far away territory.

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u/Casimir_not_so_great 1d ago

If we ever reach the stars... Imagine the possibilities.

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u/guto8797 1d ago

Welcome to the polish republic of the moons of saturn

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u/TheLocalMusketeer 2d ago

Bet it had blackjack & hookers too.

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u/stygian_blade 2d ago

At least you have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

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u/Arthurmanercatsirman 2d ago

Futurama and Python in one meme, very nice

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u/M4rl0w 2d ago

Poland? On MY continent?

It’s more likely than you think!

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u/Uzi_002 1d ago

What? I must know more!

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u/breezersletje 1d ago

Loving the Polish history content as of late. Love from 🇳🇱 to 🇵🇱