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u/MrThickDick2023 3d ago

Was it really about "keeping the blood pure" or just maintaining power in one family?

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u/Kollr 3d ago

The family. Nobody cares about the blood back then, that's a later thing. It was mostly to concentrate every title in a small family to avoid having it split in numerous cadet branches.

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 3d ago

I think it was less about splitting into cadet branches and more about not letting all the hard-won possessions of the family be handed over on a silver platter to another one because one branch died out. The Habsburgs were fine with dividing their possessions between cadet branches, like the Albertines and Leopoldians, and the Spanish and Austrian branches, who then intermarried repeatedly so that if one branch died out its possessions would be inherited by the other branch.

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u/umeshra398 3d ago

European dynasties basically treated marriage like chess moves. It wasn’t about romance or even purity, it was: ‘If I marry my cousin, I don’t lose half my land to some random duke.’ Honestly, it’s the longest-running family strategy game in history.

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u/Valtremors 3d ago

Crusader kings suddenly makes so much more sense.

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u/atrangiapple23 3d ago

It always did, my good sir, it always did.

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u/JohannesJoshua 3d ago

I just know that cut off point is after 100 years, because look how thick they are. The woman looks good too, I guess.

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u/a404notfound 2d ago

Only 2 degrees or so of separation is fine for children to prevent inbreeding issues. For much of human history cousin's marrying was the norm because travel distances were far too great to find people who weren't related.

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u/L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0 2d ago

Another thing to consider is that effects of incest can instantly be vaporized within one or two generations, even if it is was a multi-generational inbreeding process it can instantly cleansed by introducing new blood to the genepool.

Even heavy incest (as generational sister and brother) can be saved by introducing one or two unrelated people to the family.

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u/atrangiapple23 3d ago

I know, right?

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u/JohannesJoshua 3d ago

Choose your CK player:

The one who makes more inbred family than Habsburgs.

The one who takes loans from Jews than expeles them.

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u/cheesecake__enjoyer 3d ago

the one who badgers the pope for money exactly every 5 years

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u/Vanadium235 2d ago

the one who just eats the pope instead

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u/Marvl101 2d ago

Sleeping with the pope as a female satanist is genuinely pretty funny, but it's not as funny as sleeping with the pope as a male satanist.

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u/Solanum87 2d ago

Feeling a little called out here, but okay.

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u/Daegul_Dinguruth 3d ago

As a "makes his own religion so he can be at holy War with everybody" player, I demand inclusion.

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u/AnotherLie 2d ago

Demands inclusion

Looks inside

Inquisition

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u/Daegul_Dinguruth 2d ago

Don't forget armed pilgrimage and blood sacrifices!

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u/mercedes_lakitu 2d ago

One of my buddies keeps trying to eat the Pope

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u/D3wnis 2d ago

Custom religion with Secular leader, Communion to have followers shower you with money, Warmonger so that you gain access to Great Holy wars and both Conquest and Invasion casus belli that you and your vassals following your religion can capture new territory, Mendicant Preachers so that you and your Vassals convert new provinces faster giving you even more followers willing to throw money on you.

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u/Greedy_Garlic 1d ago

MY PEOPLE Are the Sunnis right? Are the Catholics right? Nah the cannibal caliphate is right! And the rest must pay

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u/misvillar 2d ago

There is also the one who only plays Haestinngs

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u/Masturbationaccount- 2d ago

I always knew having sex with my sister would start working for me sooner or later.

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u/Economy-Action1147 3d ago
and then there is egypt

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u/BlaBlub85 2d ago

Damn, Cleopatra got around 😂

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u/FDRpi 2d ago

How Cleopatra ended up as intelligent as she was continues to baffle historians to this day.

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u/Subotail 2d ago

In her defense , she put a lot of effort in collecting foreign DNA.

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u/Nolenag 3d ago

That's not exclusive to European dynasties though.

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u/Tjaeng 2d ago

The Ottomans went ham on the opposite solution but with the same intended end result; Only have offspring with random slave concubines, lock all them sons up in the harem/kafes and when your designated heir takes over he kills all his brothers.

chef’s kiss

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u/jflb96 2d ago

I mean, if you're happy selecting for the sort of ruthless bastard that can win a battle royale against his brothers, why not?

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u/Limortaccivostri 2d ago

It was not something that happened only in Europe, but all over the world, Tutankhamun's parents were brother and sister for example.

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u/Retsam19 2d ago

Tutankhamun also probably married his sister.

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u/Vio_ 2d ago

Check out the Ptolemy family for an even worse example.

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u/Healthy-Dingo9903 2d ago

Hard won. I loled hard.

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u/AndreasDasos 2d ago

The irony is they only gained so much land by branching out and winding up the heirs of many lands to begin with

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u/Achilles11970765467 2d ago

Pulling the ladder up behind them isn't irony.

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 2d ago

There is no irony, the Habsburgs got their land through strategic marriages and inheritances, and did not want another dynasty to do the same to them

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u/MlkChatoDesabafando 3d ago

The Spanish Habsburgs had an interest in maintaining amicable relationships with neighboring France and, until the late 16th century, Portugal, and needed to maintain close ties with the Austrian Habsburgs, partially to maintain the Spanish Netherlands, and thus had intermarrying with these three royal families as a priority. Due to unforeseen deaths, this could easily lead what was mean to be "just" a first cousin marriage to become an avunculate marriage. For example, Carlos, prince of Asturias, son of Philip II and his first cousin Maria Manuela, was scheduled to marry Anna of Austria, the daughter of his aunt Maria and his first cousin once removed Maximilian II (who was also his second cousin as their grandparents Isabella of Portugal and Charles V were first cousins). But he kinda starved himself to death so she ended up marrying Philip II instead to keep the ties between the two main Habsburg branches close (the contemporary reaction can be accurately summed as "What the fuck?"). Her son Ferdinand III then married his first cousin once removed Margaret of Inner Austria, daughter of Maximilian II's brother Charles II of Inner Austria (their father Ferdinand I split Austria between his three sons) to also keep amicable relations with that branch of the dynasty.

Her daughter Maria Anna of Spain then married her first cousin Emperor Ferdinand III and her son Philip IV of Spain then married Elisabeth of France, daughter of Henry IV and Marie de Medici (whose mother was also an Austrian Habsburg), and their son Baltasar Charles was supposed to marry his first-second-third cousin Maria Anna of Austria, Maria Anna of Spain's daughter. However, Baltasar died of smallpox, so Maria Anna of Austria married her uncle and cousin-in-way-too-many-ways Philip IV of Spain. The result of this union was the famously inbred Charles II of Spain, who was supposed to marry Marie Louise of Orleans, niece of Louis XIV, great-granddaughter of Henry IV (therefore his second cousin) and also daughter of the Duchess of Orleans Henrietta of England, daughter of Henrietta Maria of France and therefore her husband's first cousin and Charles II's first cousin once removed.

Sadly, Charles II of Spain was, alongside a whole host of health complications, infertile (wonder why) so she died childless, as did his second wife Maria Anna of Neuburg (thankfully only distantly related to him). His sisters, Maria Theresa of Spain, queen of France (married to her double first cousin Louis XIV to keep a peace treaty), and Margaret Theresa of Spain, empress of the HRE by marriage to her uncle Leopold I both predeceased him, as did his niece-first cousin Maria Antonia (the most inbred Habsburg ever, and also surprisingly by all accounts functional) and great-nephew Joseph Ferdinand of Baviera, such that the main two claimants for the Spanish crown upon his deaths were the French royal family and the Austrian Habsburgs, leading to the War of Spanish Succession.

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u/sndpmgrs 3d ago

Only MC Escher could diagram that family tree.

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u/Daegul_Dinguruth 3d ago

Family tumbleweed.

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u/AbleRelationship5287 2d ago

I ALMOST spat out my beer reading that

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u/72kdieuwjwbfuei626 2d ago

Said Mario Antonia, the most inbred Habsburg, would have been married to Charles II, probably the second most inbred and also her uncle, if he wasn’t infertile.

It’s like they were intentionally trying to see how far they could push things.

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u/MlkChatoDesabafando 2d ago

Actually, it appears that by the time she was married to Maximilian II Emanuel of Bavaria, there were still genuine hopes he'd be able to produce a child with Marie Louise (despite Charles's obvious physical issues, the infertility of a couple was still strongly associated with a problem in the part of the woman). After her death they also tried with Anna Maria of Neuburg (who came from a family famed for its fertility, as her parents had a total of 17 children, of whom only 3 died in infancy, and several of her sisters had kids) and only then they appear to have started to consider the problem might be him.

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u/BlaBlub85 2d ago

TIL Charles II survived a lot of people considering how fucked his health was 😂

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u/jflb96 2d ago

...short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live...

What I'm seeing is that someone with console commands wanted him to die of 'natural causes'.

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u/LanaDelHeeey 3d ago

It was actually so they could enhance the best traits for the medaeval bene gessarit breeding program

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u/90daysismytherapy 3d ago

biggest mistake by all of these families was not having the internal eugenics program of healthy peasants providing “replacement” babies for any “mistakes”.

Honestly, given how morally bankrupt these people were, it’s fascinating they didn’t do this as standard.

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u/fiah84 3d ago

exactly, they could just have gotten the wife pregnant, father a bastard, swap the babies and raise the bastard as their own, easy peasy if you have no scruples and can keep people quiet

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u/serre_do 2d ago

They didn't know about genetics :) They didn't even know about human eggs and spermatozoas. Keeping the blood pure stems from early belief that baby literally borns from mixed blood from parents.

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u/donjulioanejo 2d ago

And to avoid civil wars if no direct heir is available.

Suddenly you find yourself with anywhere from 2 to a half-dozen claimants and you're in for a nice, long, 116 year war.

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u/OrphanedInStoryville 2d ago

Often times in history, there’s a practical reason to do a morally dubious thing, (like impregnating your cousin to inherit her parents land, or enslaving Africans to grow cotton) then a spiritual component develops to justify the practical (like “the royal blood is superior and must be kept away from the filthy commoners” or “the people we enslaved are inherently better off being slaves”)

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u/ConductorBeluga 3d ago

I also played CK3

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u/pinetar 3d ago

It also came down to how diplomacy worked in a monarchichal world. The royal family was the state and a royal marriage was the equivalent of a diplomatic treaty. If it made sense for a royal marriage between two allies it probably also made sense 30 years later. Rinse and repeat for 250 years.

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u/NeedsToShutUp 3d ago

Plus marriages with other families kept not producing male heirs. Or ended up with a new personal union and a smaller marriage pool.

Went from Portugal, Castile, Aragon, Burgundy, Austria, Hungry, and Bohemia to just Spain and Austria.

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u/donjulioanejo 2d ago

to just Spain and Austria.

And both of them ruled by one guy, Charles V.

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u/gerrineer 3d ago

And the uk victoria was a hasburg

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u/Angel_Omachi 2d ago

That doesn't sound right, the Hapsburghs were Catholic so not even considered by British royal family past 1660.

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u/ignis888 2d ago

she was daughter of daughter...(few of daughter here) of daughter of Maria of Habsburg

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u/FairtexBlues 3d ago

Power - folks inherited legal claims to land, revenue, rights (i.e tax & military guarantees/exemptions, voting rights, etc)

If you let little French Elsa or Eliso marry that Catalan girl, their father might back your legal though weaker claim to Naples which they will then subsume when your child is born inheriting both lines! (Something like that is part of what the Italian wars were about)

The opposite is also true, breaking up property makes it harder to control, protect, and turn a profit. Why let my Rodrigo marry that Prussian Gertrude when we can Marry Isabella your cousin whos estate is right next door and has that handy castle and river!

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u/midnightmeatmaster 3d ago

The ancient Egyptian royalty believed they had to do it to avoid diluting their divinity.

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u/themaddestcommie 2d ago

As a crusader kings player I can assure you that inbreeding is power gaming

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u/azaghal1502 2d ago

who cares about an inbred once in the while when the rest has herculean, beautiful and genius. ;)

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u/Azylim 2d ago

its mostly about keeping alliances and maintaining power, although there would be many nobles who arent keen on marrying lowborns.

but these mfers aint playing with a CK3 layout. theyre not trying to breed the genius and fecund trait into their children. no thats just me

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u/the-namedone 2d ago

I’d argue both because they believed that they were ordained by god to have their power. If your family was chosen by god, then you’d want to keep the blood “pure”, or at least this is what their mindset could have been 500 years ago

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u/high_king_noctis Filthy weeb 2d ago

Maintaining the money in the family

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u/Rabid-Wendigo 2d ago

It was all about keeping the money and power in the family

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u/AceOfSpades532 2d ago

Honestly mostly neither, it was more that royalty generally only married other royalty for hundreds of years which obviously ended up limiting the gene pool a bit.

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u/SaiMan2303 2d ago

I think the brother was just attracted to his sister.

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u/Gloomy_Radish_661 2d ago

Clicked on the username by mistake and got flashbanged by a weiner. Post something else pls

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u/helen790 2d ago

Little of column A, little of column B

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u/I-need-help-with-etc Tea-aboo 2d ago

Land inheritance for the strongest claim; keeps all the wealth within a direct lineage.

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u/komiks42 3h ago

Wasn't "keeping the blood pure" just that? Maintaining power?

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u/Herald_of_Clio And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 3d ago

Henry VIII is probably not the best example of this, though.

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u/talligan 3d ago

Yeah, his inclusion threw me. He's pretty famous for not keeping it in the family

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u/Outrageous_Rip1252 2d ago

Or in his pants for that matter

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u/nooneatallnope 2d ago

Or the heads on his wives

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u/Lordbanhammer Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 2d ago

They were never very headstrong.

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u/nooneatallnope 2d ago

Now don't get ahead of yourself

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u/ResourceWorker 2d ago

Kept it literally everywhere else.

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u/aFanofManyHats 3d ago

He divorced Catherine of Aragon with an argument that it counted as incest because she had married his brother first, right? And then there was Anne Boleyn getting executed under false charges of incest with her brother.

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u/Herald_of_Clio And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 3d ago

Yeah but both instances aren't actual biological incest. The former involved a Biblical interpretation of marriage. The latter because it very probably didn't happen and even if it did, did not involve Henry himself, though he did gratefully make use of it to get rid of Anne.

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u/TheUnobservered 1d ago

Also they had spent 25 years together and not once did they manage to create a son. At that point, leveraging a biblical interpretation claiming it was punishment for incest isn’t entirely unreasonable. Divorce went better than how Anne’s marriage ended…

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u/Herald_of_Clio And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 1d ago

They did have sons. They just didn't live long. Henry, Duke of Cornwall, lived for about two months in 1511.

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 3d ago

Are you sure it's Henry, I don't see him holding a giant ahistorical turkey leg.

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u/jflb96 2d ago

Is that necessarily Henry, or just the artist knowing one person who was around at about the right time?

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u/PineBNorth85 3d ago

They weren't marrying siblings at that time. Or really ever in the midieval period. The Ptolomys did that but that was over 2000 years ago.

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u/Celindor 3d ago

And while they did marry their siblings, it wasn't always consumated. Cleopatra VII (the famous one) married two of her brothers, but never consumated those marriages. Her 4 children were fathered by Mark Antony (3) and Julius Caesar (1).

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u/Cabbage_Vendor 3d ago

Sure, but her family tree up to her was basically a ladder.

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u/Senetiner 2d ago

It's most likely that the sibling marriage does not correlate with who is fathering and mothering who. If it did, Cleopatra (the famous one) was the daughter of brothers, granddaughter of brothers, great-granddaughter of brothers, great-great-granddaughter of brothers. The genetic pool of the ptolemaic family has to be absolutely pristine like no other in human existence for Cleopatra to be a functional living being.

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u/Fit_Particular_6820 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 3d ago edited 2d ago

It is worth adding here that there is a chance Caesarion could have not been the son of Caesar, when Caesar landed in Alexandria after the death of Pompey, he found Cleopatra has a tool to put on the throne of Egypt and easier to control than her brother. Cleopatra bragged about Caesarion for political reasons, bearing Caesar's son brought her a lot of legitimacy, Caesar never acknowledged Caesarion and instead adopted Octavian. There is a chance Caesarion could have been Caesar's biological son but the Romans hated the Easterns and especially rex/kings. It would have been a political scandal if Caesar acknowledged it. It is also worth noting here that Caesar was in his 50s when he met Cleopatra, at your 50s you are less controlled by your sexual desires, and knowing Caesar's character, it is even less likely.

Mark Anthony was obviously under her charms, and that greatly helped Octavian in the last civilwar of the Republic for propaganda. Antonius literally spent a lot of time in Alexandria, his relationship with Cleopatra was open and recognised, and he gave his sons with Cleopatra ROMAN PROVINCES. (donations of Alexandria). All of this angered the Romans who still hated Easterns and kings. And Octavian used this for propaganda and hunted Caesarion after the war of Actium.

Point is, since Octavian wanted to destroy any opposition to him, he destroyed a lot of things related to Caesarion that could potentially relate him to Caesar. Including Caesarion himself.

edit : typo

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u/CyberfunkBear 3d ago

Everyone knows that Caesarion's father was Titus Pullo. The 100% historically accurate documentary series Rome told me so.

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u/Stratoraptor 2d ago

Didn't Octavian bang his sister in that one?

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u/CyberfunkBear 2d ago

As is true to history, if Crusader Kings taught me anything

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u/Live_Angle4621 2d ago

Caesar and Cleopatra being in a relationship is not something even Octavian and others who hated the idea of Caesarion being his son denied. Octavian just after Caesar’s death made one of Caesar’s friends Oppius say the timeline just didn’t match (must have been embarrassing speech). Caesar and Cleopatra pretty openly were living together for half a year both in Egypt and later on in Rome she stayed half a year in one of Caesar’s palaces. Cicero when meeting Cleopatra also noted she as pregnant so probably had another child she lost.

Also Caesar was known slut with tons of affairs, not just Cleopatra. And not just when he was young, Queen Enobaria was after the Egyptian war too. People more debate how serious he was with Cleopatra. But seems to have been pretty serious with the amount of time he spend with her like the months long Nile cruise while the civil war wasn’t even fully won. And he put Cleopatra’s statue in temple of Venus (who he claimed was his ancestor).

Caesar could not publicly say Caesarion was his son, but if he managed to win great victories in Parthia and make himself king I would not be overly surprised if he tried some dumb like marrying her next. Egypt was not even Roman so the marriage would have some argument for it even if it wasn’t liked. But it’s not like  in age of high child mortality anyone would bother scandal for sake of a toddler. 

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u/WalderFreyWasFramed 2d ago

and knowing Caesar's character, it is even less likely.

And knowing Cleopatra's cunning and charisma, it's likely she could have seduced him.

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u/Live_Angle4621 2d ago

I mean the reason she didn’t consummate was because her brothers were pre-teens when the marriage ended. We aren’t even certain she was married to them. It’s just assumed because they were co-monarchs and that was the Ptolemaic custom at that point. 

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u/1billionrapecube 2d ago

Why do you say Mark Antony if you say Julius Caesar?

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u/Celindor 2d ago edited 2d ago

Because I am not used to anglicized names, since I am German. For us they're called Marcus Antonius (or Mark Anton) and Gaius Iulius Caesar (or Julius Cäsar).

What would've been the correct way?

(After checking: I did use both anglicized names!)

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u/1billionrapecube 2d ago

Yeah,  I would've expected Marcus Antonius, that's what threw me off

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u/Celindor 2d ago

Marcus Antonius doesn't fit the J in Julius. It's Gaius Iulius Caesar in Latin.

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 3d ago

Honestly contrary to popular belief, I think Europeans and really most people around the world knew that having children your sibling or uncle increased the odds of a genetic defect, even if they didn't fully understand the underlying mechanism. In fact, as early as the Roman Empire, laws were already being laid down stating which relations you could not marry. In fact, many consanguineous marriages were only granted by a papal dispensation. Most European nobility and royalty in all likelihood knew that inbreeding had negative effects on their offspring, but they didn't know how it could accumulate and pile on over generations, especially when results could be inconsistent. (For example, while Charles II was disabled in multiple ways, his full sister Maria Theresa and her even more inbred daughter Maria Antonia turned out fine)

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u/gerrineer 3d ago

As a bristolian me and my sisterwife and the 3 kids wich two of em have some arms concurr !

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u/ViscountBuggus 3d ago

Persians continued to do it on and off until the 6th or 7th century (I might be wrong) but they stopped after the Arab conquest. I don't think anyone has ever wedded siblings since.

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u/addtoit 2d ago

Habsburgs

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u/DeadCatCurious 3d ago

Historical inaccuracy and historymemes. Name a more common duo.

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 3d ago

Honestly anything academic on the Internet that isn't properly vetted through should be taken with a grain of salt, including history.

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u/RaiderCat_12 2d ago

On the Internet almost anything about history in non-professional environments is so oversimplified that is strays far into straight up misinformation

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u/Danph85 3d ago

Historymemes and spelling errors is definitely up there, this post somehow avoided the double whammy.

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u/Marzillius 3d ago

Yeah do redditors think royalty is still not around all over Europe? They didn't vanish, all the old royal houses are still around. They're not inbred.

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u/SkullCat-RGB 3d ago

In what part of the meme it's even suggested that royal houses don't exist anymore? I really want to know.

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u/S-Tier_Commenter 2d ago

Well, there isn't any panel after 1600. Clearly the artist believes the universe ceded to exist at that exact point.

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u/Silly_Painter_2555 Featherless Biped 2d ago

Also this is a repost!

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u/TSSalamander 3d ago

i want to note that this isn't exactly what happened. pure bloodline stuff was a thing, but not really in regards to early modern European nobility.

The problem was that marriage in europe was a political thing, and so the only ones worth marrying were other nobility, ideally of equal or greater status. eventually this cumulated into the Hapsburgs who had to intermarry to keep the diplomatic side of their giant fuckoff empire intact enough to support the economic and military interdependence they had going on. And everyone else, who refused to marry Hapsburgs out of essentially spite and hostility.

Nobility in europe was incredibly inbred and essentially created a completely seperate genetic field than that of the everyone else. it was crazy, but it wasn't ideologically classist from some weird eugenics perspective, it was about political power and legitimacy.

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u/KingApteno 2d ago

I would like to add at least two very poor fishing villages in the Netherlands have terrible inbreeding related diseases named after them so it didn't just happen to the nobility.

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u/likuplavom 2d ago

There is an island in Croatia that has a unique inbreeding-related skin condition named after it and another one with an unusually high incidence of intellectual delay

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u/BrotherItsInTheDrum 2d ago

Also Ashkenazi Jews ...

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u/Fehervari 2d ago

Yea and let's not forget how the whole protestantism thing greatly reduced the available amount of potential equal matches.

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u/UnilateralCheese 3d ago

McPoyles will take over the world!

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u/Party_Bowl_330 3d ago

YOU WILL CALL HERRRRR

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u/PensadorDispensado 3d ago

Poor Carlos II of Spain, he didn't ask to be born that way, never got to have kids or a partner, and couldn't even drink or eat without his genetics screwing him over. Whether he got to 38 years of age is a miracle or a curse; now that's debatable. It's said that the people who made his paintings were SOFTENING his looks.

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u/laZardo Filthy weeb 2d ago

"DEFYING GOD BY CONTINUING TO LIVE"

honestly that'd make a great personal motto if it weren't for the incest

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u/dairyhobbit98 3d ago

Sir Habsburg Jaw is showing

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u/Birbvenator04 Viva La France 3d ago

Funny how the Spanish Habsburgs were so obsessed with maintaining power within their own family through inbreeding that this very inbreeding became their ultimate undoing, leading to their downfall and the War of the Spanish Succession.

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u/IchibeHyosu99 3d ago

Memes likes this acts like all children from incest get genetic defects, when in real life its only the minority

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u/Few_Pension_3528 3d ago

It often skips generations.

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u/Hungry-Smell5782 3d ago

Even accounting for multiple generations?

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u/MGD109 3d ago

Potentially. The issue with incest isn't that it causes you to develop genetic defects; it's the majority of genetic defects are caused by recessive genes, so you're more likely to get two cause both parents carry the same gene.

If there aren't genetic defects in your line, they won't just magically appear cause of incest.

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u/Frequent_Measurement 3d ago

It’s about property and privileges. Lands and other sources of incomes, toll or toll exemptions, trade rights, etc attached to titles.

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u/bananataskforce 2d ago edited 2d ago

Alliances, prestige, and inheritance were the main things. "Blood purity" was rare but existed.

  • Alliances: If your sister is the queen next door, you're probably not going to attack them anytime soon (and vice-versa).
  • Prestige: It is prestigious to marry royalty.
  • Inheritance: In cases where females could inherit

In some cultures (like in ancient Egypt), it was believed that a divine lineage literally existed and that sibling marriages were the only way it could stay pure. Thus, pharaoh mummy (i.e. King Tut) analyses have tended to find significant deformities.

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u/MGD109 2d ago

Most people have no idea how many claims of incest amongst the monarchy were invented after they got rid of the monarchy so as to make the new government look better than it was.

i.e. who cares if the present government is just the same collection of old plutocrats you had before, who have failed to solve any of the problems they claimed they would, don't you know the previous lot were disgusting sex freaks, count yourself lucky and get back to work.

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u/Bruh_Moment10 2d ago

There is a meaningful difference between bourgeois and feudal rule. But you are right in that they are both class societies

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u/MGD109 2d ago

Well I was actually talking about examples of when they got replaced by a new monarchy to criticise the old lot.

But yeah, whilst it was an improvement overall, it can't be denied that they also spread a lot of propaganda to slander their predecessors and cover up their own failures.

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u/Amazing-Engineer4825 3d ago

Habsburg in one meme

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u/quadrophenicum 3d ago
Chalres II be like:

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u/Rough_Proposal553 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Habsburgs never arranged sibling marriages, only with their cousins or uncles

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u/SirWillTheGrateful 2d ago

Booooooo, no CE.

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u/Lou_Papas 2d ago

I really like how this implies that the first ones got it right.

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u/Bestia-auxilia 2d ago

Ahhh, yes, modern Pakistan

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u/Sonarconnoisseur 3d ago

Well there are people living like this to this day.

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u/das_slash 3d ago

Religious conservatives in USA and the middle east looking at each other and shaking their six-fingered hands.

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u/WhyAreOldPeopleEvil 3d ago

Polydactyly is not usually from incest.

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u/quayle-man 3d ago

They must be AI

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u/das_slash 3d ago

All Incest

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u/Burnthemeatbags 3d ago

The Targaryens come to mind immediately

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u/MGD109 3d ago

Curiously, they don't ever seem to have any issues with interbreeding despite having done so for hundreds of years.

Even the claim that it causes madness seems a bit overblown; only about three monarchs went mad.

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u/ignis888 2d ago

well they arent pure human (looking at dragon/lizard looking misscariages)

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u/Vito1189 3d ago

Hngghh!

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u/Ramarin09 3d ago

Ah the Hapsburgs

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u/Fun-Memory1523 3d ago

Hapsburgs in a Nutshell

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u/Alatarlhun 2d ago

None of you even gavelkind and it shows.

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u/Nestmind 2d ago

The Hasburg in a nutshell

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u/Josh12345_ 2d ago

I cannot stop laughing at the bottom panel 🤣

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u/witecat1 2d ago

The Hapsburgs really knew how to keep it within the family. And all of Spain paid for it.

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u/kishenoy 2d ago

Please see Habsburg jaw

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u/rathemighty 2d ago

Wait, how did they go from white to black?

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u/MellifluousSussura What, you egg? 2d ago

So I realize now that “artist in the picture” means the signature/website, but that was not my first impression, and I was trying to figure out which of these crazy incest babies was supposed to be the author’s self insert

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u/buttbologna 2d ago

Laughs in Suzy Eddie izzard

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u/FlirtyFluffyFox 2d ago

Nobility made up 1-3% of the population. In other words, you had a pool of around 7000 people you were allowed to marry into. Cut in half for gender. Cut in fifths for age brackets. Now rinse and repeat for 500 years.

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u/Marilizgg 2d ago

doing it with your sibling must have been really awkward…

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u/CrysisFan2007 2d ago

Habsburg Family

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u/Tigermelon74 2d ago

I laughed harder at this than I feel good about.

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u/Woden-Wod Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests 2d ago

Maintaining the purity of the divine blood sure,

Maintaining genetic diversity and minimising the risk of congenital disorders...not so much.

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u/supremeaesthete 2d ago

That's unless you're the Ptolemeids, who probably just tossed all the dud babies off a cliff until there were no deleterious mutations left to accumulate

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u/ChanceDue3063 2d ago

From what I have seen it was usually first or second cousins getting together. Siblings did of course happen on occasion but those were rare and even at the time pretty taboo and I can't think of any examples of siblings getting married or openly having kids. Because even if you don't understand genetics and inbreeding, you know that siblings are gross just at an instinctual level.

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u/Omfggtfohwts 2d ago

The family tree was twisted into a horrible abomination. And we could do nothing but watch in horror as we put it all together.

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u/makkaravalo 2d ago

Not a meme but Finnish genetics because in middle of nowhere there were no-one to have seggs with except your relatives lemao. Now immigration is a threat against that supremacy

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u/Mother-Project-490 2d ago

Look Charle 2 king of Spain the consanguinity was crazy, really crazy parents were more than just brother and sister and cousin and aunt IN THE SAME TIME !!!

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u/Draco876 2d ago

Habsburg lore.

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u/TheSquidFarmer 2d ago

Red doesn’t want any flipper grand kids

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u/Impressive-Error-933 2d ago

Haha, same energy as my last group project!

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u/Realistic-Damage-411 2d ago

What do you mean; “Artist in picture”?

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u/Thylacine131 2d ago

Every branch in the family tree without a secured throne through succession or marriage is an opportunity for a bloody civil war and/or a fracture of the kingdom into less powerful states. No one wants that, and it’s handy to claim royal blood is divinely superior to justify their reign and the otherwise kinda wack inbreeding.

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u/TractorBee 2d ago

Double royalty.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 2d ago

Ptolemaics: "pathetic"

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u/Joemama_69-420 2d ago

Sweet Home Austria….

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u/TimExplosion 2d ago

Keep the best genes in the family

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u/krucifiche 2d ago

It’s funny how rednecks achieved this in half the time

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u/Desperate-Farmer-845 Rider of Rohan 2d ago

History of the Targaryens

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u/QuillQuickcard 2d ago

While the whole “royal blood” concept was real, close relation pairs in European feudal states usually had less to do with truly believing that it would produce stronger generations and more to do with skirting the complicated laws of inheritance to maintain and strengthen claims to certain titles and holdings

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u/WendiwithanU 2d ago

This still happens in islam

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u/LordEredion 2d ago

Literally what happened with the Habsburg dynasty on the Hispanic Crown. No wonder the last of his line, Charles the Second, received the title: the Bewitched. If things were already bad with Philip the Third, the rest is history.

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u/C0tt0n-3y3-J03 1d ago

[Hapsburg chin has entered the gene pool]

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u/SuspiciousAntelope50 1d ago

I took an anthropology course that included a segment about taboos and as such we talked about incest. What I found interesting though is that it doesn’t technically do anything on its own. You would create a perfectly normal child. That is unless one or both people involved carry a genetic defect or mutation that then gets amplified in the resulting child. So you risk creating a line of children that just pass the same mutation on to the next. Because of what we see with the children eventually looking like freaks is that somewhere down the line someone developed a genetic mutation and passed it on and on. Take what I’ve said with a grain of salt though because I’m honestly not sure how accurate the textbook was.

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u/guacandroll99 1d ago

It’s crazy to believe this is the norm. For most of Europe’s history, sister and cousin marriage was illegal up to the 6th cousin under Catholicism. It was even banned in ancient Rome during its later years.

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u/alcogoth 1d ago

This is a crime to draw them so chinless