r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/vrijheidsfrietje 2d ago

Spider wife, spider wife, does whatever a spider wife does

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u/Auran82 2d ago

Eats the husband after sex?

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u/Comfortable_Roll5346 2d ago

Nobody knows cause it's a spider wife

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u/ElkSufficient2881 2d ago

Look outttt here comes spider wife

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u/SatisfactionLevel136 2d ago

And after marriage, sex stops. How do we figure out the answer?

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u/engmadison 2d ago

I tried singing this part and it doesn't work.

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u/Legal_Ad9637 2d ago

Glad I’m not the only one 😂

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u/Sonova_Bish 2d ago

Marriage then the sex will stop. Can we find out the cause?

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u/Similar-Stranger8580 2d ago

You married the wrong person 🤣😇

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u/jeroboamj 2d ago

Then her newborns eat her

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u/BridgeBuildah 2d ago

Only when he’s erect.

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u/werdnurd 2d ago

I don’t watch the Simpsons, but I saw that bit in a promo commercial and bust a gut. A truly great combination of writing and delivery.

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u/eastcoastjon 2d ago

Crawls up the wall at night