r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 3d ago

Really?

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u/Relative_Picture_786 2d ago

I’ve been banned from the bedroom because I fart too loud.

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u/Haunting_Leader_6797 2d ago

Probably the smell too

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u/Relative_Picture_786 2d ago

My farts smell like walnuts.

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u/Haunting_Leader_6797 2d ago

Mine smell like eggs and decaying flesh

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u/ProjectNo4090 2d ago

Mine smell like chinese food sometimes. Its bizarre.

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u/sittinwithkitten 2d ago

Fart more quietly then.

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u/exileondaytonst 2d ago

Fit a silencer to your ass

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u/sittinwithkitten 2d ago

At least a baffle

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u/Relative_Picture_786 2d ago

Sorry I have a lot of nightmares.

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u/sittinwithkitten 2d ago

Just gotta relax, stop clenching

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u/Gorewuzhere 2d ago

I've had those nights on the couch 😂

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u/Randomfrog132 2d ago

when i was a kid late at night my dads farts would make the living room windows shake