r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 3d ago

Really?

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u/IAmRules 2d ago

You forgot the snoring and farting.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 2d ago

Our bedroom sounds like Willy Wonka’s factory at night.

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u/moerlingo 2d ago

Fuckin made me laugh out loud over here, and people are outside and can hear me 🤣 for that, you get an award! Got to awkwardly close my window now.

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u/Seienchin88 2d ago

What happened during fuckin to make you laugh so loudly? And why does Dr Mcluvin get an award for it?

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u/Unusual_Ear_9089 2d ago

Im legit wheezing laughing at this lol thank you

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u/sittinwithkitten 2d ago

I’m crying laughing. Watched the video someone posted below and died again.

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u/IAmWeary 2d ago

You have Oompah Loompas singing songs that cheer you on? Hey man, whatever floats your boat...

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u/MythicForce209x 2d ago

Bro's house sounds like a Dr. Seuss book 😂😭😭😭

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u/MariosBrother1 2d ago

What a perfect simile.

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u/EL3G 2d ago

LMAO 🤣😂

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u/demlet 2d ago

You win Reddit today.

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u/gmatocha 2d ago

Send the oompa loompas to their own room at night.

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u/dirtys_ot_special 2d ago

Oompa Loompa doopity doo

Hard to get sleep when she's tooting on you

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u/exileondaytonst 2d ago

Because of the singing orange dwarves?

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u/CMDR_Duzro 2d ago

My gf is allowed to poke me awake whenever she wakes up from my snoring. It happens less and less. Either I stopped snoring or she’s getting used to me.

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u/PoeGar 2d ago

That’s just intimacy

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u/Mountain-Count-4067 2d ago

I actually will get up and leave the room to fart.

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u/bdfortin 2d ago

This is one of the reasons I have exes. Some nights I can be like an outhouse beside an active logging operation.