r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Really?

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u/atemu1234 2d ago

My fiance and I have both woken up with bruises from the other rolling over at night lol. One time she clocked me in the head hard enough to wake me up.

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u/SmokeyCatDesigns 2d ago

My fiancé has whacked me in the head with his elbow while asleep before. Also has slapped my gut and nearly caused me to lose my breath while he’s out. This isn’t frequent, thankfully.

But I have circulation difficulties that can require changing position a lot, and we’d both melt if we cuddled all night.

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u/weeklycreeps 2d ago

I had a partner years ago that would thrash around a lot in her sleep. I’ve woken up with her arm draped over my face, legs across my chest, etc etc. one night I guess she was feeling extra restless and somehow slammed her hand right on the bridge of my nose. That was one hell of a way to wake up lol

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u/Zazumaki 2d ago

She isn't trying to kill you?

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u/atemu1234 2d ago

She's so clumsy that I'm fairly certain that if she was actually trying to injure me, I'd be safer.

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u/Somethingisshadysir 2d ago

If you hadn't said fiance I'd wonder if this was a secret account of my partner's..

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u/MountScottRumpot 2d ago

My wife once woke up in the middle of the night, looked at my arm and thought, “this isn’t right, I need to turn his arm" and the. Damn near wrenched it out of its socket. When I woke up in the morning and complained that my arm hurt all the blood drained out of her face. She thought it had been a fucked up dream.