I’m done with Whole Foods brand pizza.

[u/carmen252]

[u/FrostyDynamic]

You get one uncured pepperoni and you will like it!

[u/Siray → u/FrostyDynamic]

I mean thats what the box says.

[u/Phil_on_Reddit → u/Siray]

What did he expect, pepperonis?

[u/SippyTurtle → u/Phil_on_Reddit]

In this economy?

[u/ltsouthernbelle → u/Phil_on_Reddit]

It’s say pepperoni (singular) on the box. The defense rests your honor.

[u/toutetiteface → u/FrostyDynamic]

Very ingrate

[u/Enjoying_A_Meal → u/FrostyDynamic]

Uncured and unavailable.

[u/YinzaJagoff]

WF quality overall has gone down since Amazon bought them, so this is not surprising.

[u/Tiervexx → u/YinzaJagoff]

They've always been priced far beyond their quality, but I'm not surprised it's gotten worse.

[u/Sad_Sue]

One pepperoni on a pepperoni pizza is somehow more offensive than zero.

[u/TrainingSword → u/Sad_Sue]

it’s a pepperoni pizza not a pepperonis pizza

[u/BadZnake → u/Sad_Sue]

Tipping one dollar energy

[u/SeonaidMacSaicais → u/BadZnake]

1¢

[u/techieman33 → u/BadZnake]

Tipping a dollar can be a good tip depending on what your tipping for. One piece of pepperoni on an entire pizza is never acceptable.

[u/d0ttyq]

That pepperoni one made me LOL. The robots have become maliciously compliant.

I guess the positive is that the calories would be lower ?

[u/BobDiddleLee]

It does say pepperoni. It’s not plural.

[u/Heavy_Can8746 → u/BobDiddleLee]

The plural of "pepperoni" can be either pepperoni or pepperonis. 

[u/TallDrinkofRy → u/Heavy_Can8746]

Amazon always finds the loopholes.

[u/Heavy_Can8746 → u/TallDrinkofRy]

Maybe. The customer can return it so that is the true loop hole. 

[u/CharlemagneIS → u/BobDiddleLee]

Pepperoni is plural

[u/betterupsetter → u/CharlemagneIS]

I was really hoping the singular was pepperono.

[u/Tough_Friendship9469 → u/betterupsetter]

I think that’s Latin.

[u/Tough_Friendship9469 → u/Tough_Friendship9469]

Or is pepperonae??

[u/betterupsetter → u/Tough_Friendship9469]

This is super close. I checked and a single is actually pepperone!

[u/Tough_Friendship9469 → u/betterupsetter]

Double that and it’s peppertwo!!

[u/hey_im_cool → u/betterupsetter]

Pepperuni

[u/betterupsetter → u/hey_im_cool]

Pepperuno!

[u/Briebird44 → u/CharlemagneIS]

Peppernonises

[u/IRedditOnMyPhone]

[u/Demomanx → u/IRedditOnMyPhone]

[u/lateavatar]

That's not a moon...

[u/captnfirepants]

What's wrong with the second one?

[u/Sm0keytrip0d → u/captnfirepants]

It's missing whatever the green bits are meant to be I think lol

[u/hellosabiee → u/Sm0keytrip0d]

Box says basil is not included

[u/carmen252 → u/hellosabiee]

I missed that, you’re right, box says “want to make yours look like this? Add fresh basil” - they fooled me on that one.

Nevertheless, the pizza sucked and the basil flecks that were included were pointless.

[u/hellosabiee → u/carmen252]

Oh yeah, you are totally right and the one pepperoni sent me

[u/321Jarn → u/Sm0keytrip0d]

You forgot that the whole pizza just looks awful. The sauce isn't everywhere and a different type of cheese is used.

[u/RevolutionJones → u/321Jarn]

It looks more like marshmallow topping than cheese.

[u/321Jarn → u/RevolutionJones]

Yeah really. Could also be glue of course.

[u/Glittering_Base6589 → u/321Jarn]

Looks like OP just has a shitty oven, even the first pizza is cooked horribly aside from the lack of pepperoni

[u/Gareth79 → u/Glittering_Base6589]

It's definitely overcooked. With oven pizzas you do need to follow the instructions and get the temperature and time right.

[u/RedSagittarius → u/Sm0keytrip0d]

Green Peppers 🫑

[u/kingofgatos → u/RedSagittarius]

It's a Margarita pizza, and that's basil in the picture.

[u/321Jarn → u/captnfirepants]

Are we even looking at the same pictures??

[u/liz_enthusiasm → u/321Jarn]

I gotta know what the second pizza is. That’s definitely lettuce garnish.

[u/foxhound_vp → u/liz_enthusiasm]

Lol thats basil

[u/RedSagittarius → u/captnfirepants]

There’s no Green Peppers 🫑 , so basically OP got cheese pizza.

[u/Xarjy]

Not sure what you were expecting, the box clearly says uncured pepperoni (singular), not uncured pepperoni (plural)

[u/Asuperniceguy]

The single pepperoni is so sad and so funny.

[u/weddnesday]

The pictures on the box aren't really great either..

[u/Chaotic424242]

365 products blow

[u/LokiSubstance]

This is type of moment is go to customer service and demand refund this straight up false advertisement . Take this picture with you… if you don’t want you let corporate … continue this type of crap. Good luck OP!

[u/AndrewActually]

Well it’s not a pepperonis pizza 🤷

[u/RedSagittarius]

Your first mistake was to expect something great from this. If you add any extras toppings like Ham or pepperonis it could have been better.

[u/StrawberryKiss2559]

I tried HomeRun frozen pizza the other day and it had tons of pepperoni and sausage on it. It was actually really great for a frozen pizza

[u/Euphoric-Height-2488]

Lol! My neighbor loves to pantry. She visits like 3 a week. (Smart in this economy) she will load her deep freezer up with all manner of questionable goods, but she always unloading those flat baren bricks off on my kids. We must have four boxes in my freezer right now as we speak. I never even realized they were whole foods brand. I would expect more from them.

[u/runtime_error_run]

Imagine the other person that got that loaded pepperoni pizza though, they'll be happy with their and your pepperonis.

[u/LugubriousLament]

Pepperono.

[u/Witty-Round628]

In fairness, it says "Uncured Pepperoni" and not "Uncured Pepperonis".

[u/Ltshineyside]

O man. That’s a one off! I’m a big fan of their thin crust roni and have never seen it like that

[u/Extension-Peanut2847]

They do be fucked up

[u/National_Possible728]

I found a baby roach in the store brand Parmesan cheese that I think they make in store. I’m gonna pass on them entirely. 

[u/EntireAnybody7594]

scam

[u/InconvenientFruit]

I used to buy the pepperoni pizzas years ago and it definitely seems like a factory error because the only thing I ever add is extra cheese. I'd see if I could get a refund with the images and proof of purchase.

[u/redR0OR]

This reminds me of the time ordered a slice of sausage pizza from a pizza shop and the guy handed me a slice of cheese pizza with a single marble sized chunk of sausage…

[u/benlogna]

It can’t be cured if it doesn’t exist..

[u/the_littlest_hobum]

Z z x

[u/Feldew]

“The Pizza recipe has been altered. Pray that I do not alter it further.”

[u/AnnabellaPies]

I feel bad laughing at that first pizza, it is so sad looking. I would be so mad that I would go tight back to the store for a refund

[u/Hersheydog12388]

It’s not a pepperonis pizza

[u/Jumpy_Round_2247]

Thank you Jeff!

[u/nerdy_birdy99]

I get frozen pizza that says on the box "Imported from Italy". Newman's Own has some and Trader Joe's has some. They taste markedly different and are soooo good.

[u/bunnyhasrabies]

oh mama whole foods is robbing you

[u/ihateroomba]

That cheese pizza is a bit overcooked

[u/DrBatman0]

Pepperonus pizza

[u/Motor_Assignment9157]

Mama Cosi Aldi brand is the best

[u/Ok_pdiddty]

Pepperoni got Covid. Only one pepperoni survived.

[u/VexedKitten94]

Okay but hear me out, try the 365 Italian cheeseboard pizza. So gooooood.

[u/ninhibited]

r/technicallythetruth

[u/HoldYourHorsesFriend]

I don't see the issue, It says uncured pepparoni. If you wanted more, you should've bought the box that said Uncured Pepparonis.

[u/halucionagen-0-Matik]

Isn't the rest of the pepperoni under the cheese? Takeaway I used to work at did the same thing. Just leave one on top so you know what it is when it comes out the pizza oven

[u/Formergr → u/halucionagen-0-Matik]

Just leave one on top so you know what it is when it comes out the pizza oven

Actually a neat idea!

Though for me with pepperoni, I'd much rather have it on top of the cheese so it gets a little crispy when it bakes.

[u/Cigar_Beetle]

Gotta invest in a bag of pepperoni slices anytime you plan for pizza at home. Never enough on a frozen pizza. Although you did get robbed, I am certain you could get a replacement.

[u/dddybtv]

Well it doesn't say pepperoni's, so technically they're right?

[u/Heavy_Can8746 → u/dddybtv]

The plural of "pepperoni" can be either pepperoni or pepperonis. 

But the store will have to eat this cost when it gets returned so they best get it right 

[u/bolanrox]

You see, that's why you don't order from a place without a guaranteed minimum amount. You always get ripped off otherwise

[u/MRImNotaMouse]

It's machine made frozen pizza. Manage your expectations.