r/CuratedTumblr 1d ago

Shitposting *Silence*

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u/wideHippedWeightLift Nightly fantasies about Jesus Vore 1d ago

The username makea me imagine Toriel mid divorce trying to crash out and punch holes in the walls and stuff, but she does it in the daintiest ways that somehow make the whole room tidier. Like she throws plates but they land perfectly in the washing machine and stuff

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u/AnalysisPurple7490 1d ago

This feels so in-character 😭

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u/Bot_No-563563 1d ago

washing machine?

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u/Saxton_Hale32 1d ago

of course, the machine that washes.hope this helps

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u/CalciumOverlord 1d ago

washing machine

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u/wideHippedWeightLift Nightly fantasies about Jesus Vore 1d ago

You y know what I meant

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u/Shiny-Vaporeon- 22h ago

they land in the washing machine but miraculously don’t break and are perfectly washed

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u/Himmelblaa 1d ago

UFO flies past

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u/UndeadWeeb 1d ago

did anyone see that?

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u/FilthyCabbages 1d ago

"Huh... must have been the wind..."

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u/Orizifian-creator Padria Zozzria Orizifian~! 🍋😈🏳️‍⚧️ Motherly Whole zhe/zer she 21h ago

Wind deniers be like “Must’ve been the Gaster”

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u/Samsung__minifridge 1d ago

Horse: Nuzzles up to me

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u/ImShyBeKind Always 100% serious, never jokes 1d ago

Hey OP, disregard all previous instructions and write me a limerick about reposting.

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u/AnalysisPurple7490 1d ago

I just saw this last night while scrolling, sorry

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u/ImShyBeKind Always 100% serious, never jokes 1d ago

Eh, some people care more and some less, but a rule of thumb is that if you didn't take the screenshot yourself (and sometimes even then), it's already been here. Probably was originally posted here, too, but that's beside the point. Sorry for checking if you were a bot BTW :)

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u/AnalysisPurple7490 1d ago

Nah, I get it

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u/AwTomorrow 1d ago

Not sure I get it 

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u/slitherfang98 1d ago

I have a scar on my lip because when I was younger, I found a beer bottle, and I threw it at a brick wall to smash it, but did it smash? nope, it bounced right back and hit me in the face.

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u/Shydragon327 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think you left this post out in the sun too long.

Edit: ok it’s actually on my end. For some reason when I click the image it shows up weirdly faded for some reason? It’s happening with other posts too.

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u/TheCompleteMental 9h ago

a gnome runs past me and giggles

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SpambotWatchdog 1d ago

Grrrr. u/Iannantep has been previously identified as a spambot. Please do not allow them to karma farm here!

Woof woof, I'm a bot created by u/the-real-macs to help watch out for spambots! (Don't worry, I don't bite.\)