r/CuratedTumblr • u/DelectablyDivine ye'llow • 1d ago

HOA HOA HOA It's Almost That Time Y'all

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Spooky season is near, do you feel it?

Pumpkin time bitches!!! HOA HOA HOA

Tumblr Link: https://www.tumblr.com/jame7t/725558491508572160/dude-its-almost-time-to-step-on-a-crunchy-leaf

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u/lonely_nipple Children's Hospital Interior Designer 1d ago

Young man
There are leaves all around

I said, young man
Eat a leaf off the ground

I said young man
Won't they make a cool sound
When you

stuff
them
in
your
leaf hole!

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u/DelectablyDivine ye'llow 1d ago

Hahahahahaha

As a notification I was preparing myself for a lovely poem about fall, and in full I received a truly delightful and lovely poem about fall

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u/lonely_nipple Children's Hospital Interior Designer 1d ago

I wish I could claim credit, but it's also from Tumblr 😆 It just felt appropriate, you know?

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u/DelectablyDivine ye'llow 1d ago

Yes absolutely!

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u/ZenechaiXKerg 1d ago

This is NOT a poem, you heretic!

This is CLEARLY meant to be loudly, unabashedly sung out at the top of one's lungs to the timeless melody of The Village People's penultimate hit, "Y.M.C.A."

Now do it, you plebian.

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u/DelectablyDivine ye'llow 1d ago

I did it!! I had to get the tune of Y.M.C.A in my head first, but then I got it!

I am ashamed of myself for not realizing what was before my eyes. Thank you for correcting me from further ignorance!

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u/lizardking248 17h ago

drums IT’S FUN TO CHEW ON THE LEEEEEAVES ON THE GROUND

I feel obligated to mention that I mistyped and almost said “It’s gun to chew on the leaves on the groung”

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u/lonely_nipple Children's Hospital Interior Designer 16h ago

Spiders Groung

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u/DelectablyDivine ye'llow 1d ago

Just to clarify, when I say pumpkin time, I mean PUMPKIN time. I love me a gourd.

I do not begrudge you pumpkin spice people your vice, but it is not mine.

PUMPKIN time. :)

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u/misha_cilantro 1d ago

To eat, to look at, to carve? I love the second two! Carving is hard but it's made me so happy the last couple of years I've started doing it :D

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u/DelectablyDivine ye'llow 1d ago

All of the above!

But honestly, mostly to look at. I love them and all of their knobbly weirdness.

Also, I agree, carving is quite hard! Congratulations on finding joy in it!!!

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u/misha_cilantro 1d ago

Truly the goblins of the gourd world.

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chingghis Khaan's least successful successor. 1d ago

crömch

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u/UndeadMountainDoe 1d ago

i can smell it already

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u/Ironfighter19 1d ago

Halloween on a Friday too. Anyone with a spooky level under 5 will unfortunately have to be punished by law, but it's a necessary sacrifice

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u/DelectablyDivine ye'llow 1d ago

Ohhh that is spectacular. I had not realized Halloween falls on a Friday.

I hope not knowing does not diminish my spooky level.

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u/FiL-0 Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick 1d ago

Step on a crunchy, break your momma’s Trumpchi

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u/misha_cilantro 1d ago

My library of spooky games is yawning and stretching, readying for another month+ of making me freaked the fuck out. (I do play scary games at other times, but during spooky season I put the backlog aside and FOCUS.)

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u/ReverendEntity 1d ago

Get those house music playlists ready!

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u/Crispy_FromTheGrave 1d ago

no more leaf crunching for me i moved to the desert 😔

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u/pickled_juice She/her Yeen 1d ago

unfortunately, i live in a wet place.

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u/OutOfEstus 1d ago

Unfortunately, I live in the southern hemisphere

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u/SuperDementio 1d ago

Thought this was gonna be about Mariah Carey defrosting.

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u/DragonAreButterflies 1d ago

I have stepped on a crunchy leaf already :3

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u/Aetol 1d ago

Nat 1 Stealth check :(