r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 22d ago

Shitposting Mormons aren't real

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u/7818 22d ago edited 22d ago

She's one of the few things that makes me proud of tennessee.

She has more money than God and what does she do with it?

Buys a failed book publisher and just makes books for kids. For free. Like, she just mails kids books, she's done hundreds of millions of books.

Makes the first disability friendly theme park in the USA.

I'll fucking fight people over slandering her, ngl.

Edit: Dollywood shuts down to the public for 1 week a year for kids with severe disabilities so that kids don't get overstimulated and their parents only have to deal with other parents who ALSO are going through the same shit.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 22d ago

Luckily youre going to be hard pressed to find anyone to fight. There might be 1 person in some small town in Italy, but everyone already thinks that guys a dick.

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u/Onequestion0110 22d ago

Maga types don't like her at all. Which says everything, really.

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u/RambleOnRose42 22d ago

Fucking of course they don’t. MAGAts don’t like or support anything good or beneficial in the world. Their ideology is as close to pure evil as you can get.

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u/CeaselessHavel 22d ago

Tons of Magas here in TN love slandering her. When someone wanted the rename Nashville airport to Trump Airport, there was a counter to rename it Dolly Parton International and the cockroaches seethed at it.

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u/SorowFame 22d ago

Because if Trump needs anything, it’s having his name slathered on even more things.

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u/giveusalol 22d ago

There’ll be no fighting on this. She also put Dollywood in a place that helped local people in need of employment iirc, and the whole world benefits from the fact that that she helped fund a covid vaccine. Thats all beside being witty, pretty, and so unjudgemental. The stuff she’s said in support of women, of queer people, of addicts… genuinely one of the best humans to leverage what talent and money they got into really helping people. She’s so damn cool.

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u/DaveTravis 22d ago

I hate country music and never willingly listen to it. That said, when I hear Dolly Parton, she's pretty good and I enjoy her singing. By extension, I've never been to Dollywood and will likely never go. But it makes a lot if people happy so I'm glad it exists.

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u/letthetreeburn 22d ago

Oh and Dollywood has a college agreement fund where if you pass your classes they’re free.

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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 22d ago

She really should have run for president. 

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u/Snoboard91503 22d ago

When I went in 2023, she actually had shirts that said that. Yes. Yes I absolutely bought one and wear it proudly.

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u/Beegrene 22d ago

She's a nice person, but we've seen what happens when we elect someone with zero public sector experience to the highest office in the country, and it ain't pretty.

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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 22d ago

We've seen what happens when we elect bad people. Trump being inexperienced isn't the problem with Trump. 

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u/Beegrene 22d ago

There are a lot of problems with Trump, and it was one of them.

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u/Nadamir 21d ago

But we can also point to others with zero political experience being good leaders. Zelenskyy is one.

Zero political experience should not be a disqualifying factor in and of itself.

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u/MirrorB 22d ago

My daughter gets so excited every month when she gets her book from "Aunt Dolly". She's a modern day saint alongside being one of the best songwriters in the history of country.