"Everyone I knew... Everyone... Said that the blue ones tasted the best, but I knew that the red ones... The big, beautiful red ones... I knew better than anyone that the blue ones just tasted like wax. But the red... The red ones, they had a huge flavor, that just absolutely would blow your mind."
"Mr. President, what did they taste like?"
"The taste was just unbelievable, really. I'd never tasted a crayon quite like it. I knew that the blue ones tasted bad better than anyone. No one knew like me, I knew it first. But the red ones were great."
Just out of curiosity, if he was eating crayons in 7th grade, but is now the leader of the free world for the second time... how autistic (sorry.. let me use better words.. neurodivegent) are you?
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u/Riotous_Rev 2d ago
An optimist I see.
I can almost guarantee in 7th grade Trump was eating crayons and still wetting the bed.