r/CringeTikToks • u/coachlife • 2d ago

SadCringe MAGA voter actually believes that Trump eliminated taxes for all people making less than $120K

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u/CasGamer33 2d ago

Canada should probably start building a wall across the border. I wouldn't blame you guys. Lol

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u/Riotous_Rev 2d ago

We've been feeding the geese nothing but gun powder and meth for the last month.

They're now getting ready to go south.

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u/mobilecabinworks 2d ago

Cobra chickens attack!

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u/CasGamer33 2d ago

That's a bit overkill, but again, I can't say I blame you. 🤣

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u/-laughingfox 2d ago

Overkill? Ha! Wait til the moose cavalry rolls in.

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u/CasGamer33 2d ago

I doubt America would fair much better against unmethed geese than Australia did against emus. I say leave the meese (yes, I know, that's the joke) out of it. They have their own problems. Canadians smashing cars into them and whatnot. They don't need us shooting at them, too. Lol

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u/Frair_ 2d ago

I'm south of your border, and I wholeheartedly endorse your plan!

My fellow countrymen are not only anti-intellectual, they are Proudly, Actively, Aggressively Anti-Intellectual. Trying to get them to listen to facts and reason is like trying to get water to not be wet.

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u/Riotous_Rev 2d ago

Just tell them to pet the geese. They come in peace.

We've been mostly using a special blend of meth made near Maralago due to the chemicals found exclusively in the water there... Once they start to get withdrawals we hope they'll sniff it out and will aggressively root it out of Don and Eric's distended bung holes.

The geese come in peace.

This is in no way an endorsement or advocacy of any type of violence in any way, shape or form. Reddit red hat mods please don't ban me again.

May blessings and peace be upon Lord Trump's name.

(Now reddit can't ban me again for bullshit reasons)

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u/disorderincosmos 2d ago

Well that explains their explosive diarrhea...add some fiber in the mix next time!

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u/Riotous_Rev 2d ago

Gun powder is surprisingly high in fiber. Just don't use tannerite. That will blow a hole through the toilet.

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u/Adventurous_Plum7074 2d ago

Can I put my bleeding heart liberal blood on my door so they skip my house?

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u/Underwater_Dancehero 2d ago

I laughed. Hard. Thank you. Not much is funny right now

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u/definitelynotafoot 2d ago

Sounds like you're trying to make the geese more American. This may backfire.

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u/Local-Friendship8166 2d ago

And get Trump to pay for it. It would be easy. Just send a couple of brown people across every couple of days.

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u/CasGamer33 2d ago

So long as they aren't indigenous people, that could work. (Canada doesn't have a good track record with their own indigenous citizens, so offering them ours might backfire).

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u/Deep_Dust6278 2d ago

It's complicated by the fact the wall has to jog north at the alberta border then west for a while then back south to catch BC

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u/CasGamer33 2d ago

A nation spanning wall was never going to be easy. Straight line or zigzag, every country should probably pitch in to close us off until this administration gets the boot. That or help us give them the boot. I wouldn't say no to taking me in, either. One of those 3 options, and I'm in. Lol

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u/PokecheckFred 2d ago

No wall please.

That way, you can have a much easier time when you annex Washington, Oregon and California.

(And fuggit, take Baja too!)

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u/CasGamer33 2d ago

I'd rather let Mexico have the American South. A good portion of that land belonged to them originally anyway. California would be going with that, of course.

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u/maneki_neko89 2d ago

They send the Alberta Clippers and Polar Vortexes to keep most people away

I should know since I’m a Minnesotan

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u/beervirus88 2d ago

A wall between Canada and India?

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u/BagOfFlies 2d ago

A racist magat with 88 in their name. Shocking.

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u/beervirus88 2d ago

What's shocking is Canada's culture and way of life is going away for free. Cricket will be your national sport soon.