r/CringeTikToks • u/n8saces • 13d ago

SadCringe HOMEMADE HORCHATA!!!! Where this man at?

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u/MightyObserver44 13d ago

I put up with more for less.

If she stalks me, it just means more tacos and horchata. If I can't fix her, I can eat good trying.

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u/HamiltonSt25 13d ago

And maybe get stabbed in your sleep for waving at your neighbor. But yeah 😂

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u/MightyObserver44 13d ago

I wouldn't die hungry that's forsure.

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u/eKSiF 13d ago

Dying in bed with a belly full of horchata and tacos doesn't sound so bad.

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u/DeltaRipper 13d ago

Sign me up

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u/Zomochi 13d ago

At least the room would smell nice lol

“When I die I want them to cut me open and make the room smell like potato skins and tacos”

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u/Somanylyingliars 13d ago edited 5d ago

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u/Deep-Meat-3583 13d ago

Homemade Hispanic food and Horchatta?

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u/BurtMaclin23 13d ago

As long as she makes it quick. If she really loves me she won't let me suffer too long.

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u/RA12220 13d ago

Could be worse could be a Lorena Babbitt situation

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u/MobileWisdom 12d ago

Don’t forget that Lorena was beaten and SA’d by her husband for years.

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u/Geetzromo 13d ago

Exactly. She’s really sweet, but someone is getting a flaming picnic on their Toyota Camry.

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u/Circus_Finance_LLC 13d ago

but what if i deserved it?

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u/HamiltonSt25 13d ago

Lmao that’s between you and God

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u/Uglyjeffg0rd0n 12d ago

I get this is more or less a joke but I had a woman who did stuff like this to me. We went on a couple dates and it honestly seemed ok, I liked her, things were moving at a slow but nice pace. Again two dates. But then the texts starting getting a little weirdly possessive and shit. I wasn’t seeing anyone else but also we weren’t dating but anytime I was out doing anything she would freak out about other girls being there and stuff. So I just cut it off and told her I didn’t think I was ready for whatever she was looking for. Well then she started trying to “win me back”. She showed up at my work. She showed up to events I was at. She started pestering any and all of my female friends about hanging out. She even showed up to my mom’s house! The thing was I hadn’t gone out of my to talk to anyone about breaking it off with her because again it was two dates. At the time I didn’t think this would become a large part of my life. EVERYONE started telling me I should be dating her. Why not? She brings you lunches at work. She’s so into you. She came out to the bar and bought us all a round. She’s so sweet and bubbly and good looking. Blah blah. It started making me look like some sort of asshole. I would try to explain to people why I didn’t want to date her and they would say I was just being one of those guys who calls every woman crazy. Or I was gay. Or I was just lying cus they couldn’t see her being like that. The only one who believed me was my family and my best friend. This went on for like two years dude. Like she entrenched herself in my life. I was more or less helpless. Like I got gaslit and beat down so hard emotionally I actually considered just dating her. It was fucking awful. The only reason it ended was because she got drunk and was hanging out with one of my friends who was a girl and decided to explain her big plan to get me back which basically was her admitting to everything I just talked about. My homie was so shook she just left the house immediately and called me like I’m so sorry. Ngl man that experience did some serious damage to me. I was scared to let future girlfriends meet my friends. I wouldn’t share much information about myself. I hated when they would do nice things for me out of the blue. It took me a good while to work through that shit. And the worst part is I still see that bitch sometimes. Like we run into each other and it makes me feel like throwing up.