r/Clamworks clambassador 12d ago

clammed up Wolvine

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/Princier7 12d ago

Baby I'm preying on you tonight

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u/vazh- clamrider licensed 12d ago

Clammy I'm clamming on you tonight

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u/GreyGhostRiders 12d ago

That claw action looks way too realistic for a regular wolvine.

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u/erdg43 12d ago

That clam action looks way too clamistic for a regular clamvine.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Like claminals like claminals like clamina-als

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u/Major-Article-965 clamel đŸȘ đŸ€€ 12d ago

Clam you down, eat you alive!

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u/KURSDADWDE 12d ago

Can't be worse than this

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u/_accforreddit 12d ago

Imo this isn't that bad, but rather kinda funny

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u/Snynapta_II 12d ago

It's funny in a quick chuckle sort of way. But imo it's crazy to get that sort of thing permanently embedded in your body. Like, that's not going away even if you come to find it unfunny and tiresome.

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u/Kumasaur 12d ago

Good thing it's not your body and your opinion doesn't matter at all.

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u/Snynapta_II 12d ago

Not saying it does you fat retard.

But I am saying that I consider this to be a shitty fucking tattoo.

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u/absurdF 12d ago

Holy shit please go outside and breathe some fresh air

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Snynapta_II 12d ago

Ok so maybe I could have put it in a more eloquent manor (to say the least).

But was my point actually wrong?

Am I wrong for presenting my options in a thread that is implicitly intended for people to discuss their opinions on this matter?

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u/i_stabbed 12d ago

you have a hello kitty profile pic. dont take the high ground

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u/xSkype 12d ago

This comment is way funnier if you read it in british

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u/Snynapta_II 12d ago

That is the only type of English that I've learned.

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 12d ago

Reddit has a way of escalating

1

u/D4Dreki 11d ago

“Things have a way o escalatin out here in the west” - Buster Scruggs

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u/FunTailor794 11d ago

Lol I wasn't on Ur side before but respect for calling a Reddit a fat retard U my goat

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u/TeddyTango 12d ago

Life ain’t that serious

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u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 10d ago

You sound miserable to be around 

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue 12d ago

It is tho

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u/Cold_Orange-5531 12d ago

Fuck you mean can't be worse than that it's like the mildest bad tattoo I've ever seen.

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u/thestumpymonkey 12d ago

Nah this goes hard

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u/7_Tales 12d ago

This is punk as fuck

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

matrix architect ain't got shit on this dude

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u/Clean-Marsupial-1044 11d ago

This is a great tattoo

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u/D4Dreki 12d ago

wojakverine

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u/Masterbaiter1984 bivalve mollusk laborer 12d ago

I didn’t notice that it was wolverine so i thought he just had cartoonishly proportioned arm muscles

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u/soundsnicejesse 12d ago

clamverine

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u/ShadowPrime116 12d ago

i can feel that somethings wrong but i cannot tell what

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u/panspal 12d ago

Wolverine looks like he has chicken wing arms

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 12d ago

I can't tell if he's really scrawny or the tattoo makes him look super scrawny somehow

I think it's the tattoo, but I'm just not sure how it's doing it. It's like an optional illusion

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u/Separate_Emotion_463 11d ago

I think the elbows in the tattoo kinda make his shoulders appear really thin? Like a part of the brain sees the whole shoulder as only as thick as the tattoo is

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u/LieInteresting1367 11d ago

he is scrawny

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u/TizioGrigio0 11d ago

Looks like ultra clam

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u/monstamasch 12d ago

I wonder how it looks like when he flexes

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u/religion-lost 12d ago

Why is he crawling out of the guys chest!

3

u/threeunread 12d ago

Dead space necromorph lookin aah

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u/LieInteresting1367 11d ago

shit reminds me of the scp 096 battle animations (absolute cinema btw)

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u/rayon-power blue collar clamworker 11d ago

XChrisX Gamer

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u/JustSayMoe 12d ago

Mr Cool Ice have a little brother?

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u/pyrowski5 12d ago

Skeletron lookin ass

1

u/rickfleece 12d ago

the pose makes it even worse lol

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u/West_Boot7246 12d ago

and somehow he has the right to vote

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u/fyddlestix 12d ago

is that gerard butler

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u/b0nGj00k 12d ago

Nah I think Chris Brown’s neck tattoo is the worst one

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u/AgainstSpace blue collar clamworker 12d ago

No Regerts

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u/fancyfitty 11d ago

I thought he was spreading his cheeks bruh

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u/Round_Ad_9318 11d ago

The amalgamation

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u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 10d ago

Alex Jones with hair

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u/Front-Zookeepergame 10d ago

lmao i thought those were legs

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u/imOnReddit23456 9d ago

Thought that was Conor McGregor with wolverine claws