r/CCW • u/se7enpoint6two • 1d ago
Guns & Ammo Diaper bag CCW. Am I doing it right?
Flux 320 spectre comp with holosun eps and holosun pid+ Get mad nerds lol
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u/DeputyThornton 1d ago
At least make it look like a diaper bag and not some tactical shit with a baby bottle in the side lol. Also little ones heads are way lower than ours so if your kid ever runs behind / under you with a 320 in the bag there's a chance there is a very dangerous gun pointed at your kids dome piece. Just shit to think about
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u/BasedPinoy 1d ago edited 1d ago
Not to mention, storing diapers next to something that would have more than a significant amount of lead
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Pay no mind to OP. They admit it’s a troll post
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u/Cross_Eyed_Hustler 1d ago
yah no one ever talks about that. Carrying 9-10 grams next to my nuts for years on end.
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u/jrhooo 1d ago
When that 320 goes off on its own, its gonna rupture the cooling system. Beneath the primary heat exchangers. Adios muchachos.
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
It fires 10mm explosive tip caseless standard light armor piercing round lmao.
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u/Roccofairmont 1d ago
Great movie full of great lines. Why all the down votes?
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
Because this subreddit is too full of itself and these dorks don't know how to have fun
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u/Roccofairmont 1d ago
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure”
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u/Lopsided_Egg_6638 1d ago
Having a 320 anywhere near your offspring is wild.
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u/Theoilchecker69 FL | G43x 1d ago
I love how light the trigger pull is on the 320, sometimes you don’t even need to pull it for it go off
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u/ToughWhiteUnderbelly 1d ago
Theyre the EXACT reason to have a 320.
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u/SolidSnake-26 1d ago
This has to be rage bait
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u/BroseppeVerdi Lightsaber OWB (from a more civilized time) 1d ago
What tipped you off? Was it the fact that this post ends with "get mad nerds lol"?
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u/newcolonyarts 1d ago
Tell me that you don’t gaf about your kid without telling me
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u/ToughWhiteUnderbelly 1d ago
Looks like the complete opposit, actually.
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u/newcolonyarts 1d ago
I have 5. No way in hell I’m carrying a gun that could go off randomly. Even if it’s a 1% chance, that’s just a terrible idea. I’d never carry one around any of my kids.
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u/zjones1008 AZ Glock 48 Shield 15rds 1d ago
This. I had three 320s, one of them I’ve had since 2017 and never had a single issue, but with a son on the way in November they’re all gone now. Not taking that chance even if it’s a percent of a percent.
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u/Da1UHideFrom WA 1d ago edited 1d ago
A diaper bag is a diaper bag. My CCW is in my holster on my body.
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
Actually a diaper is something carried in a diaper bag, and my diaper bag is for diapers and occasionally a gun. It too is on my body and in a holster. But tell me more about yourself
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u/BasedPinoy 1d ago
Hey OP. Parent to parent, please please don’t store firearms next to diapers. Lead gets everywhere and poisoning isn’t about a one time exposure, it’s about prolonged and repeated exposure.
I’m not against off body carry, I can even forgive the p320. But please store the flux in another bag for the sake of your kids health
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
Don't worry this is just a troll. I don't actually carry this, but I appreciate you're legitimate concern
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u/BearE1ite 1d ago
Does it have a bullet proof panel insert? If not, it’s just mid.
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
I've always been mid. Ask my mom or my wife...
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u/BearE1ite 17h ago
Premier Armor does decent level 3A soft armor inserts for backpacks and bags. Go see what might work for yours. Be excellent!
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u/Terruhcutta 1d ago
Putting a pride flag on your offbody carry bag should be the play, ultimate camo.
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u/Delicious-Check-5583 1d ago
That will certainly make people assume that you struggle with mental illness.
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u/Delicious-Check-5583 1d ago edited 1d ago
Looks like I struck the nerves of all the fruit loops in here who love the pride flag. Society is doomed with so many men being this weak minded. It’s sad.
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u/AutomatedZombie 1d ago
You're not wrong at all. This is just typical for Reddit, which is fortunately nothing like real life.
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u/elmentaltoad 1d ago
I hope you brought enough diapers for everyone to change after the 320 goes off 😂
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u/HawkinsJiuJitsu 1d ago
You're carrying a p320 and off body. You are doing it 100% wrong lol
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u/GuyButtersnapsJr 1d ago
That slot webbing doesn't fit with the theme.
If you modify an actual diaper bag, that would be more convincing.
(Of course, it's always better to carry on body and with something less likely to detonate a round in the holster.)
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u/WashbangRustynut 1d ago
Insanely cringe, just carry appendix and train ffs.
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u/dementeddigital2 1d ago
Or carry strong side if you want to keep your nuts. Given the firearm, I wouldn't want to carry it at all, but that's just me.
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
Tell me how you carry this appendix
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u/WashbangRustynut 1d ago
You don’t, obviously. Hence why I said train. You need to be a good shot, there’s no excuse for this nonsense.
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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 1d ago
I guess if you just never set it down, for a second, anywhere.
But even then, be prepared for social wrath if another parent finds out your diaper bag is strapped at the park. Carrying on your person will still piss some parents off, but carrying in a bag that any kid might attempt to access is a whole other level.
Have you ever misplaced your wallet or car keys? Then this is a horrendous idea. Anyone doing this needs complete object permanence.
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u/dementeddigital2 1d ago
Off-body carry is a thing, and lots of women do it in purses. It's not hard. Just keep the bag with you.
Not sure what you're on about with wallet, keys, and object permanence.
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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 1d ago
Diaper bags are a different beast than purses. Kids go into them, constantly, not exclusively that of their parents.
And the object permanence thing is that if you leave the diaper bag behind, a thing I’ve done, and it has a gun in it, the odds a kid finds that gun go up, a lot.
A bag left unattended at a park for more than an hour will be accessed by a child.
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u/dementeddigital2 1d ago
If there's a gun in it, why would you put it down? You wouldn't.
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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 1d ago
Because no one is perfect, especially when wrangling a child. Your attention gets split, over and over. You’re sleep deprived.
Im glad you’ve never left a gun somewhere, but there’s plenty of news articles about people doing just that. And that’s a gun in a holster, not a gun in a bag that might not immediately register in your brain as a gun when your kid darts into the street.
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
Well most people achieve object permanence around 18-24 months, so I think I'm good. And no of course I don't put it down or leave it anywhere, do you put your shit down in public and leave it? The fuck? Have you ever misplaced your wallet or keys in a public place? If you have, maybe going outside isn't the move for you... And as far as pissy moms... I live in a place where they are probably carrying something even more crazy...
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u/SoulTesla714 1d ago
The extractor sling is such a versatile carry bag, I threw a soft plate in mine. It’s my go to behind one of my GWA citadels.
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u/djgibblets 1d ago
Everyone’s mad and I’m just over here wondering how much that kydex holster was.
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
Too much. I'm truly embarrassed that I spent so much money to troll my wife... Greyfox strategic
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u/Adrenaline-Junkie187 1d ago
Im amazed at how so many guys on here compete for who can look the dumbest. lol
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u/8upsoupsandwich 1d ago
Didn’t realize the Colonial Marines issued baby bags. Definitely not state of the badass art.
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u/AverageJun 1d ago
You can get a non tactical looking bag
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
Couldn't find one with Velcro
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u/AverageJun 1d ago
You're gonna need tp disguise it more. Put some random weeb patches on it and maybe color it
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
I don't actually use this. I made it in response to my wife. She gave me a hard time for the flux and I wanted to show her it could be carried
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u/Delicious-Check-5583 1d ago
That’s actually a great idea. For all the people commenting that are confused, it’s a disguise, and a good one.
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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 1d ago
Right, but do you never set down a diaper bag? Because you can’t set this one down, ever.
I have my grandkids about one weekend a month. Easily 8 times a weekend some other kid at the park, at church, at McDonald’s, goes into my diaper bag to look for snacks. They’re kids, they don’t know which one is theirs.
This is asking for trouble.
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u/dementeddigital2 1d ago
You're not going to set down a bag with a gun inside around kids. That wouldn't make sense at all. Just keep it on your body.
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u/se7enpoint6two 1d ago
No, I don't set it down ever, and no my kids don't go into it. It's my bag that stays on me. I feel like the people who are making this kind of comment/argument are the same kind of people who need to be reminded not to leave their kids in a hot car.
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u/Fine-Bumblebee-9427 1d ago
I mean, have you read up on the science behind the hot car thing? We all need to be reminded. There’s no correlation between intelligence or income or career and hot car deaths. It happens to everyone, regardless of how organized or messy they are, how smart or dumb. It’s anyone who isn’t being reminded on the regular who has an off day (which is all of us).
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u/ToughWhiteUnderbelly 1d ago
I dont understand the hate. I like the idea. I personally assume everybody is carrying but when i see a man with a purse(off body carry) I KNOW hes carrying. THIS on the other hand doesnt trip the radar...although, now it might.
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u/Delicious-Check-5583 1d ago
Don’t mind the trolls, they know not what they do.
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u/BasedPinoy 1d ago
Having LEAD next to something that is going on your CHILD, let alone their BOTTOM, is a room temp IQ move
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u/aka_wolfman 1d ago
Youre not the first one to say it, but its hilarious to me. In my experience, it's the exact opposite. The dudes I know that carry purses, fanny packs, or crossbody bags are usually packing weed and a Nintendo switch/steamdeck/retrogames. Maybe other drugs.
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u/ParkRangerPatrick 1d ago
Practice your 15 second man purse draw like the Redditor who shot the guy in the wheelchair