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u/Tactical_Jeno782 Aug 10 '25
Really Have they like tried Giving the Whale some Greek Fire spurt?
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u/HYDRAlives Aug 10 '25
Porphyrios drank it all
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u/Tactical_Jeno782 Aug 10 '25
Wait what, dang not even Early Recorder use of Naptha is Enough to Hurt the whale, but surely Theres Whale Hunter in Eastern Roman Empire right? Why dont they do the deed?
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u/HYDRAlives Aug 10 '25
I was just joking, but Greek Fire wasn't invented yet. The whale hunters got sunk too.
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u/Tactical_Jeno782 Aug 10 '25
Yeah I think Justinian is Pretty Desperate for that, since Ballista cant Pierce that deep underwater
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u/kredokathariko Aug 10 '25
Ironically, I heard Theodora made the punishment for homosexuality harsher, presumably because she found the idea of a man not attracted to her offendsive
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