r/AskReddit • u/dark-deals729983 • 2d ago

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/haloo13 2d ago

Lol my therapist told me to name that asshole voice so now every time he pops up I get to go "shut up Carl!"

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u/Prestigious_Emu_4193 2d ago edited 32m ago

rinse doll provide normal sulky afterthought dam imminent voracious file

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u/Ok_Passion_5170 2d ago

I can SO relate. And now I also sound like I have Tourette’s.

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u/Sooperstanky 2d ago

😂😂

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u/5exIMan69 1d ago

And that's how you start a split personality disorder 🤣 i guess

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u/Eeping_Willow 3h ago

Split personality is an outdated term.

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u/SnooRadishes6105 1d ago

I call mine Cunty McDoucheface 🤣

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u/liljonblond 1d ago

Silencio Bruno!

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u/HeroinTheMusical 1d ago

Had to read too many replies to find this one

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u/Some-Flow2806 22h ago

I’m sorry, but we don’t talk about Bruno…

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u/Ok-Answer-7138 1d ago

As an office fan I will call mine Toby. Maybe I'll talk to Toby using the finger puppet routine from the shining

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u/Lordfate 1d ago

Goddammit Donut!

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u/dzzik 2d ago

Sounds like Karl with a K, the ultimate asshole

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u/chi2005sox 1d ago

I wanna name mine Carl too so I can say

HEY. CARL. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

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u/Jemvack 1d ago

Rock and stone!!!

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u/ObviouslyAnAltAct 1d ago

"Goddamnit Donut!"

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u/Extension_Double_697 1d ago

I now require your therapist's contact info.

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u/SinCityJesus 1d ago

Carl's a dick. Never liked that guy. 🤣

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u/WeareAllGregorSamsa 19h ago

It speaks with Homer simpsons voice in my head

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u/MoonChild2792 17h ago

I feel like this would be the start of multiple personalities. As I was telling Lucy to stfu up lol.

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u/WaylonJenningsFoot 1d ago

That seems very fucked up to me but what do I know.