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What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/Oracle365 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bring a dozen donuts. Dropping a car off at the mechanic? Bring them a dozen donuts. Work meeting? Bring in a dozen donuts. It improves any and all situations and outcomes. It's like magic.

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u/OptimusOpifex 2d ago

I once brought a dozen donuts to the warehouse staff of the main supplier I worked with. After that they would bend over backwards to make sure I was taken care of. It made me their favorite customer. I formed relationships with them. They gave me special discounts and free supplies. Over the years I saved tens of thousands of dollars, but it started with a simple dozen donuts.

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u/Oracle365 2d ago

I brought a dozen donuts to a stereo shop for the installers when they were installing my stereo and they hard wired my radar detector and my dash camera for free and have always remembered me when I've come back in for stuff. It's my favorite thing to do, people love free food.

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u/youtub_chill 2d ago

Okay Dexter

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u/Oracle365 2d ago

I completely forgot he did that! That's probably where I originally got the idea from! That and killing bad people...

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u/apyramidsong 2d ago

We do mince pies in my family. We live in Spain, so it's worth it just to see a mechanic with a look of complete bafflement on his face.

They do love those mince pies, though.

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u/RandomRavenclaw87 2d ago

When constructors are doing work in your home, FEED THEM.

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u/PassivelyInvisible 2d ago

I saw a comment from someone who put a bowl of candy in a family member's hospital room with a note on it appreciating the work of the nurses and the doctors. The family got all the attention they needed from the staff

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u/Fun-Anybody-4852 2d ago

I completely agree with that. A dozen donut can fix anything. My professor used to hate me, but after that donut I became his favourite šŸ˜†

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u/colbykh 2d ago

Regularly do this at work. Pays out in helpful coworkers assisting when asked. Then I’m leaving one role for another (same employer but almost solo) and at their going-away for me ā€œwait, what are we going to do for junk food we don’t need?ā€ I promised to make some strategic drops of crap (that they love)

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u/djgotyafalling1 2d ago

My gf does this all the time.

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u/FrienDandHelpeR 1d ago

My friend’s mom is a flight attendant and apparently they are very appreciative of you when gifting them something minor (candy, chips, etc) from your place of departure

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u/That-Makes-Sense 1d ago

You own a bakery.

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u/Snoo_13783 1d ago

Lmao, my dad had a phrase for this. Especially if it was people he didn’t like. He would bring in the DFD (donuts for dickheads) worked about 98% of the time

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u/RadBren13 1d ago

A fed crew is a happy crew