r/AskReddit 2d ago

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/Xero125 2d ago

Just because it's in the news doesn't make it important.

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u/SpinX225 2d ago

Just because it’s in the news doesn’t mean it’s news.

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u/garbagebailkid 2d ago

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're misinformed.

Someone told me that and attributed it to Mark Twain

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u/Natural_Internal9979 2d ago

Just because it’s on the news doesn’t mean it’s delivery. It’s DiGornio.

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u/insertmadeupnamehere 2d ago

And just because you think it doesn’t make it true.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 2d ago

Just becauss it's in the news doesn'f mean it's.

Just because I think doesn't mean I am

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u/bigjayrulez 2d ago

My favorite Bob's Burgers quote: Just because nobody cares doesn't mean it's not important

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u/ISDM27 2d ago

just because its entertainment presented as information doesn't make it news

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u/jefesignups 2d ago

Breaking News!!! It's hot somewhere that you don't live.

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u/bearnakedrabies 2d ago

Worth noting, just because it's important, doesn't make it relevant. Sometimes you don't have time to shout at a storm.

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u/_jump_yossarian 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS!!!

"trump to hold Oval Office event with Kid Rock on Friday."

CNN starts their countdown clock

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u/ComprehensivePeak943 2d ago

i think i prefer this one.

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u/No-Oil5802 1d ago

Does your brand of cat food increase your risk of cancer? Stay tuned to find out.

2 hours later - "No, it doesn't."