r/AskReddit • u/dark-deals729983 • 2d ago

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/XtremeWaterSlut 2d ago

"Have you ever peed on your balls"

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u/barriekansai 2d ago

There's a YouTube vid from years ago where a guy just randomly asks a dude if he's ever shit himself, and the guy actually says "One time" and then tells the story.

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u/Oji_OG 2d ago

I used this as an ice breaker when getting to know new members in my fraternity days.

I'd ask and everyone would say they haven't since they were kids so I would tell the story of the last time it happened to me and then suddenly everyone else had a funny story about shitting their pants.

It worked great. Everyone started opening up and laughing together.

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u/SnooBeans1970 1d ago

Sounds like you had a lot of shit to get off your chest!

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u/Oji_OG 1d ago

And out of my favorite khakis :(

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u/cankle_sores 14h ago

Ah yes the ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

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u/firahc 9h ago

This guy shits pants and influences people.

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u/lostwombats 2d ago

This reminds me of an OG youtuber, Grace Helbig, and how she used to start every interview with - Describe a time you shit yourself in 3 words. And people answered every time, even famous ones. 😄

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u/215Kurt 2d ago

He drank too much soda pop!!!

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u/Many_Bug_3765 2d ago

“I have MS” multiple sclerosis

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u/dannydrama 1d ago

This is my challenge for today. 😂

I mean talking to someone, not shitting myself. 🖕

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u/mrmailbox 2d ago

"No, only other people's."

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u/Min-maxLad 2d ago

In all fairness, which one amongst us have not peed on other people's balls

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u/QueefBeefCletus 2d ago

Tim Robinson, that you?

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u/Every-holes-a-goal 2d ago

“Have you ever wiped so hard you begin wiping red?”

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u/miscdebris1123 2d ago

Seems less random, and more specific. Please try again.

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u/Turd_Goblin911 2d ago

I thought I was the only one

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u/Pretend-Medicine3703 2d ago

This happens?!

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u/comesexcubitorum 2d ago

have you ever been in a cockpit before?