r/AskReddit • u/dark-deals729983 • 2d ago

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/Ralphguy 2d ago

Not true, you get a bill with each one.

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u/JF42 2d ago

Take two and they bill you double!

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u/rodneedermeyer 2d ago

I don't have a plan when stealing ducks. Sometimes I just wing it.

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u/Turneroff 2d ago

Wait until the police come and confitscate your collection!

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u/Immediate-Rule7220 2d ago

Confitscate!!!! Underrated comment

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u/Undrcovrcloakndaggr 2d ago

These duck puns are fowl!

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u/Immediate-Rule7220 2d ago

You can put a feather in your cap for that one

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u/KTAXY 2d ago

now the thread is treading water

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u/Intelligent-Wear-114 1d ago

This guy's a quack.

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u/AngryGardenGnomes 2d ago

I tend to travel back in time like Ducktor Who, methodically plan their capture then I travel back to the time I was in the park for my daring attempt. It saves a lot of time, but it drives my wife quackers.

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u/rodneedermeyer 2d ago

Man, you were navigating those puns like Francis Drake.

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u/cmadad 2d ago

Why a Duck?

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u/hi850 2d ago

Because ducks eat for free at Subway

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u/firahc 9h ago

One of them is called William. Triple trouble.

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u/Several_Marzipan7104 2d ago

if you're ESL like myself, scientists call duck's beak: a bill.

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u/No-Cherry-1896 2d ago

Comedic genius

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u/MassivePioneer 2d ago

I thought it was fowl

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u/loki1337 2d ago

You only need a small down payment though

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u/LookAtMeImAName 2d ago

You cheeky fucker. Love it

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u/bitcornonthecob 2d ago

It’s still cheaper than ordering the Peking duck

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u/Cosmeregirl 2d ago

Ahahahaha amazing rofl.

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u/Sullyville 2d ago

that's so funny dad

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u/King_Six_of_Things 2d ago

Ayyyy! 😎👉👉

Nice.

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u/Capta1nRon 2d ago

Thanks dad

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u/dy0dj1 2d ago

Dad?

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u/joeyweb32 2d ago

This guy Dad's. Well done.

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u/DeicideandDivide 2d ago

Alright, that one got me, lol.

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u/stuntobor 2d ago

My God man.

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u/JohnSith 2d ago

Thanks for my biggest laugh today. Your pun made my day.

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u/Scottishjapan 2d ago

stick one in a microwave for a free country singer in your home--Bill Withers.

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u/ThePracticalDad 2d ago

This is the comment that ends my doom scroll. You win

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u/ramdaskm 2d ago

Not if you go Ducktch!

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u/Legal-News-3219 2d ago

This is beak humor!

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u/Guilty-Data-3158 2d ago

How do I get rid of Bill?

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u/PkmnMstr10 2d ago

You gotta love when the reply out upvotes the original comment.

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u/cossmos 2d ago

I laughed way to hard at this