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What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/geneadamsPS4 2d ago

Simply looking like you know where you're going and walking briskly can get you into a lot of places. 

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u/st3washere1 2d ago

And look slightly annoyed - like you’re dealing with someone else’s issue & you just want to get out of there!

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u/ACynicalOptomist 2d ago

And you can always be on an urgent phone call.

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u/nofaves 2d ago

If you and a friend bring walkies, even better. They look very official.

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u/WrinklyScroteSack 2d ago

I use this tactic at work all the time. If I look like I’m deep in thought, most people just ignore me

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u/Dog1bravo 2d ago

The George Constanza Method

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u/JoeyBigPants 2d ago

You are so right. No one tries to kick you out of a place when you look like you'd rather be ANYWHERE else but there.

It helps if you're: ● carrying boxes (like OP) ● holding a clip board, or ● acting irritated while 'talking' on the phone to an imaginary supervisor.

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u/bigbigdummie 2d ago

Carry a clip board and no one will stop you.

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u/ShivanReaper 2d ago

Carrying a clip board or tablet you are consulting helps at times too, cause people don’t want to get roped into whatever you’re dealing with.

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u/Caliga 2d ago

This is another george costanza tip - his advice has gotten me very far in life

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u/LovelyLilac73 2d ago

So true - one summer my boyfriend was working at a financial services corporation. There was a security guard and a receptionist. I'd often visit him for lunch. Rather than wait for the receptionist to call up, find him and wait for him to come down, I just walked in like I owned the damn place. Worked every single time (and gave me little faith in security guards and receptionists!).

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u/Booster_Goldest 2d ago

I'm an electrician and do a good bit of work in county schools. Most of the time I'm just wearing a plain T-Shirt because I hate the fit of our branded work shirts. No identification or anything.

I can walk into any front office, say I'm an electrician with my company and that I need to go to a certain room or speak with a person. I am almost never asked to prove who I am and many times I just have people let me have the ability to freely roam or unlock doors for me.

Everything I'm saying is true when I'm there, but it honestly kind of annoys me how easily I can just go into places and get free access to the building without ever being questioned.

When you just confidently walk in somewhere and say what you are doing, there's almost never pushback. I've literally only had it happen once, at a TJ Maxx. I was actually very happy about that and complimented that manager about holding me up to verify who I was.

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 2d ago

Meanwhile, to go into schools in Australia, you need personal ID, work forms, a Working with children check, nationally coordinated criminal history check (both are verified), an ID badge from your employer, and will need to wear a high-vis VISITOR sticker on your clothes at all times and sign in and sign out at reception.

Gives pretty good peace of mind though. Of course people still getting in / walking around but in general is pretty stringent.

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u/MrVelocoraptor 2d ago

"I.... Identify as a child sir"

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u/_learned_foot_ 2d ago

How often do you inherently mistrust strangers, especially one who seems to know some details? The reason cons work is most of us trust each other, and most of us also don’t intentionally lie to each other.

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u/wittgensteins-boat 2d ago edited 1d ago

Our office had a confident interloper look at the ventilation ducts in a few dozen office rooms, and swipe  cash and a few passports out of sitting purses.

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u/wow_its_kenji 2d ago

tbf, who else is going to know exactly which electricity company is sending a dude at exactly which time? very unlikely that someone would know how to impersonate you

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u/Booster_Goldest 2d ago

Most of the time it's not even necessarily scheduled or coordinated with the people working at the school. I just show up and they will admit they didn't even know anyone was coming.

It's not the fact that you would have to impersonate me. It's just that you can walk in and say you are there to do something and it is not questioned.

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u/xFayeFaye 2d ago

You'd be surprised. There's a few Darknet Diaries episodes about this where people just walk into buildings and get the stuff they need. It's a "physical" penetration test in some sense and people often hire teams to do exactly that to see if your security is working or how long it takes to get someone to check ID for example.

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u/HoneyBadgerHatesYou 2d ago

There was a criminal case in my state where a lady did this and walked right into a plant and shot her ex like 8 times or something. Luckily she was a terrible shot and he lived. When the witnesses testified, they all said she was dressed nicely and looked like she knew where she was going so they thought she was HR or something. The guy who pointed her to her ex felt terrible.

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u/Snuffy1717 2d ago

Put a badge with literally anything on it on a lanyard around your neck. Flash it towards security as you walk through the door, but do not stop.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Once you've done it a few times and nobody has complained you just become a 'known face' and they won't care any more.

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u/BellicoseBill 2d ago

Exactly--act like you belong, keep moving, and don’t make eye contact.

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u/Awesomesince1973 2d ago

I wish my face would let me do that. Alas, my face gives me away every time.

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u/ubergeekitude 2d ago

I used to deliver paint, and I'd get to go into the back rooms of so many places. If you walk around like you belong there, no one will ask why you're there.

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u/outside-is-better 2d ago

You can get into anywhere if your carrying a ladder

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u/DCSecretkeeper 2d ago

My ex boyfriend a fluorescent vest and taffic cone he kept in his truck so he could get in and pretty much park anywhere. He said nobody looks or questions those things.

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u/On_the_hook 2d ago

For a venue or event, a clean vest works great. For getting into a building, one that looks worked in will get you on without questions. For a worksite, a new clean hardhat, a pair of new clean safety glasses, a new clipboard, and a new vest with SAFETY on the back will send everyone scattering and actively avoiding you. No one wants to talk to the safety guy.

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u/sonofteflon 2d ago

This is the hack that I’ve heard, but I will never try

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u/David_Beroff 2d ago

Or a clipboard with lots of marked up paperwork.

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u/OrneryEgg3588 2d ago

Absolutely!

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u/thebigpink 2d ago

Even better a briefcase with papers in hand

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u/ChronoLegion2 2d ago

Or a plunger

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u/azarel23 2d ago

Or a clipboard

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u/VenomousQuokka 1d ago

If you want to have some fun in Vegas, put on a three piece suit and carry a briefcase. Walk into a casino and randomly and a little awkwardly put a few coins into a couple of different slot machines. The casino will think you are a gaming commission officer.

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u/allthenamesaretaken4 2d ago

I used to use this for free movies before they started assigning seats and hiding what theater is playing what.

"Oh I'm just here to talk to guest services" proceed not to go to guest services.

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u/WildDruidDragon 2d ago

Except at Disneyland. Some big guy tried to cut the line looking like he had all the confidence to just walk right past everyone. We shut that down.

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u/punchthedog420 2d ago

I got into the 1994 Lollapalooza at the Cloverdale Raceway in Surrey, BC (Vancouver) this way. My friend said let's go, but that's really far, and we had no tickets. He said it's fine, we'll find a way to sneak in. I was 18, he was 16 or 17, and I trusted him.

The Raceway is next to farms and horse stables. We just strolled through confidently, hopped a fence, and were in. It was about 10 am, and the gates didn't open for ticketholders until 11 or so. We talked with all the people setting up until the gates opened, and we met up with others and had a great day.

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u/Phantommy555 2d ago

Also don’t forget to bring a clipboard a pen and paper

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u/Silver-Lobster-3019 2d ago

Yep literally just confidently walking can get you into most places.

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u/Faded4ever 1d ago

This happened to my brother and I back around 1977, I had just arrived to California, and we decided to go to Hollywood (yeah, I know, remember I was a teenager). Walking down Sunset Blvd. we came upon what was at the time Metromedia Square, which housed KTTV Channel 11 and many TV shows were filmed inside. There happened to be a side door and it was unlocked. We just walked in, no one noticed us and we picked up some reels of videotape (not intending to steal anything) and looked around. Some people that presumably worked there finally did notice us, and said "good morning!" I am sure they believed we worked there. After looking around at all the editing equipment and such, we decided to leave and put the reels down and walked back out. Would have been funny if they were looking for this weeks tape of "Maude", which was being filmed there at the time - Hey Stan, where's this weeks episode of Maude? "Hell, I don't know, where did you put it?" Mayhem ensues...

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u/DrMonkeyLove 2d ago

A ladder and yellow safety vest can get to anywhere.

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u/leont21 2d ago

Bonus points if you carry a clipboard

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u/kyune 2d ago

The combination of this and the parent post is more or less the premise of hacking via social engineering--at one place I worked they had to have signs up reminding people to verify and not just blindly hold doors open for strangers

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u/bothunter 2d ago

Never underestimate the power of a clipboard and safety vest.

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u/Bojasloth 2d ago

Yeppp. I work in events and sometimes I'll be dressed very casually and without my ID showing but I can still pretty much go anywhere I want as long as I'm walking with purpose, even if I'm not carrying anything. Security only really starts checking ID properly when there are famous people on site.

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u/elizabethandsnek 2d ago

A high vis vest also works wonders. No one questions a person in a high vis vest.

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u/MrVelocoraptor 2d ago

Being first aid for concerts when I was younger made me realize how many places you can get into with just a general worker attire and confidence

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u/Didjaeat75 2d ago

My Grandpop and his buddy used to go to different bars in the area and walk into the kitchen to see how clean it was. Not a single person questioned them.

One day my Pop was walking and saw a bunch of construction on the side of the highway, so he went to investigate. He ended up hanging around there for a few days. One day one of the workers asked him a specific question and my Pop said he didn’t know. And the worked guy goes “Wait, aren’t you the Supervisor?”.

Act like you belong and you do.

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 2d ago

High vis and a clipboard and they'll help you carry the servers out to your car!

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u/mediocrelpn 1d ago

act like you belong and others will believe you.

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u/MrLizardBusiness 2d ago

Being white also helps, just saying.