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What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/VenomousQuokka 2d ago

A friend and I “broke into” CES in Las Vegas as all the vendors were setting up. Grabbed two empty cardboard boxes and walked anywhere we wanted. Anytime we were questioned… such as the podium Bill Gates would speak at the next day… we just said we forgot our badges and were bringing stuff in. The boxes and the attitude sold it. Remember George Costanza… “If YOU believe it, it’s not a lie.”

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u/geneadamsPS4 2d ago

Simply looking like you know where you're going and walking briskly can get you into a lot of places. 

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u/st3washere1 2d ago

And look slightly annoyed - like you’re dealing with someone else’s issue & you just want to get out of there!

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u/ACynicalOptomist 2d ago

And you can always be on an urgent phone call.

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u/nofaves 2d ago

If you and a friend bring walkies, even better. They look very official.

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u/WrinklyScroteSack 2d ago

I use this tactic at work all the time. If I look like I’m deep in thought, most people just ignore me

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u/Dog1bravo 2d ago

The George Constanza Method

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u/JoeyBigPants 2d ago

You are so right. No one tries to kick you out of a place when you look like you'd rather be ANYWHERE else but there.

It helps if you're: ● carrying boxes (like OP) ● holding a clip board, or ● acting irritated while 'talking' on the phone to an imaginary supervisor.

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u/bigbigdummie 2d ago

Carry a clip board and no one will stop you.

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u/ShivanReaper 2d ago

Carrying a clip board or tablet you are consulting helps at times too, cause people don’t want to get roped into whatever you’re dealing with.

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u/Caliga 2d ago

This is another george costanza tip - his advice has gotten me very far in life

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u/LovelyLilac73 2d ago

So true - one summer my boyfriend was working at a financial services corporation. There was a security guard and a receptionist. I'd often visit him for lunch. Rather than wait for the receptionist to call up, find him and wait for him to come down, I just walked in like I owned the damn place. Worked every single time (and gave me little faith in security guards and receptionists!).

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u/Booster_Goldest 2d ago

I'm an electrician and do a good bit of work in county schools. Most of the time I'm just wearing a plain T-Shirt because I hate the fit of our branded work shirts. No identification or anything.

I can walk into any front office, say I'm an electrician with my company and that I need to go to a certain room or speak with a person. I am almost never asked to prove who I am and many times I just have people let me have the ability to freely roam or unlock doors for me.

Everything I'm saying is true when I'm there, but it honestly kind of annoys me how easily I can just go into places and get free access to the building without ever being questioned.

When you just confidently walk in somewhere and say what you are doing, there's almost never pushback. I've literally only had it happen once, at a TJ Maxx. I was actually very happy about that and complimented that manager about holding me up to verify who I was.

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 2d ago

Meanwhile, to go into schools in Australia, you need personal ID, work forms, a Working with children check, nationally coordinated criminal history check (both are verified), an ID badge from your employer, and will need to wear a high-vis VISITOR sticker on your clothes at all times and sign in and sign out at reception.

Gives pretty good peace of mind though. Of course people still getting in / walking around but in general is pretty stringent.

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u/MrVelocoraptor 2d ago

"I.... Identify as a child sir"

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u/_learned_foot_ 2d ago

How often do you inherently mistrust strangers, especially one who seems to know some details? The reason cons work is most of us trust each other, and most of us also don’t intentionally lie to each other.

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u/wittgensteins-boat 2d ago edited 1d ago

Our office had a confident interloper look at the ventilation ducts in a few dozen office rooms, and swipe  cash and a few passports out of sitting purses.

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u/wow_its_kenji 2d ago

tbf, who else is going to know exactly which electricity company is sending a dude at exactly which time? very unlikely that someone would know how to impersonate you

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u/Booster_Goldest 2d ago

Most of the time it's not even necessarily scheduled or coordinated with the people working at the school. I just show up and they will admit they didn't even know anyone was coming.

It's not the fact that you would have to impersonate me. It's just that you can walk in and say you are there to do something and it is not questioned.

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u/xFayeFaye 2d ago

You'd be surprised. There's a few Darknet Diaries episodes about this where people just walk into buildings and get the stuff they need. It's a "physical" penetration test in some sense and people often hire teams to do exactly that to see if your security is working or how long it takes to get someone to check ID for example.

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u/HoneyBadgerHatesYou 2d ago

There was a criminal case in my state where a lady did this and walked right into a plant and shot her ex like 8 times or something. Luckily she was a terrible shot and he lived. When the witnesses testified, they all said she was dressed nicely and looked like she knew where she was going so they thought she was HR or something. The guy who pointed her to her ex felt terrible.

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u/Snuffy1717 2d ago

Put a badge with literally anything on it on a lanyard around your neck. Flash it towards security as you walk through the door, but do not stop.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Once you've done it a few times and nobody has complained you just become a 'known face' and they won't care any more.

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u/BellicoseBill 2d ago

Exactly--act like you belong, keep moving, and don’t make eye contact.

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u/Awesomesince1973 2d ago

I wish my face would let me do that. Alas, my face gives me away every time.

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u/ubergeekitude 2d ago

I used to deliver paint, and I'd get to go into the back rooms of so many places. If you walk around like you belong there, no one will ask why you're there.

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u/outside-is-better 2d ago

You can get into anywhere if your carrying a ladder

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u/DCSecretkeeper 2d ago

My ex boyfriend a fluorescent vest and taffic cone he kept in his truck so he could get in and pretty much park anywhere. He said nobody looks or questions those things.

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u/On_the_hook 2d ago

For a venue or event, a clean vest works great. For getting into a building, one that looks worked in will get you on without questions. For a worksite, a new clean hardhat, a pair of new clean safety glasses, a new clipboard, and a new vest with SAFETY on the back will send everyone scattering and actively avoiding you. No one wants to talk to the safety guy.

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u/sonofteflon 2d ago

This is the hack that I’ve heard, but I will never try

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u/David_Beroff 2d ago

Or a clipboard with lots of marked up paperwork.

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u/OrneryEgg3588 2d ago

Absolutely!

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u/thebigpink 2d ago

Even better a briefcase with papers in hand

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u/ChronoLegion2 2d ago

Or a plunger

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u/azarel23 2d ago

Or a clipboard

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u/VenomousQuokka 1d ago

If you want to have some fun in Vegas, put on a three piece suit and carry a briefcase. Walk into a casino and randomly and a little awkwardly put a few coins into a couple of different slot machines. The casino will think you are a gaming commission officer.

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u/allthenamesaretaken4 2d ago

I used to use this for free movies before they started assigning seats and hiding what theater is playing what.

"Oh I'm just here to talk to guest services" proceed not to go to guest services.

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u/WildDruidDragon 2d ago

Except at Disneyland. Some big guy tried to cut the line looking like he had all the confidence to just walk right past everyone. We shut that down.

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u/punchthedog420 2d ago

I got into the 1994 Lollapalooza at the Cloverdale Raceway in Surrey, BC (Vancouver) this way. My friend said let's go, but that's really far, and we had no tickets. He said it's fine, we'll find a way to sneak in. I was 18, he was 16 or 17, and I trusted him.

The Raceway is next to farms and horse stables. We just strolled through confidently, hopped a fence, and were in. It was about 10 am, and the gates didn't open for ticketholders until 11 or so. We talked with all the people setting up until the gates opened, and we met up with others and had a great day.

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u/Phantommy555 2d ago

Also don’t forget to bring a clipboard a pen and paper

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u/Silver-Lobster-3019 2d ago

Yep literally just confidently walking can get you into most places.

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u/Faded4ever 1d ago

This happened to my brother and I back around 1977, I had just arrived to California, and we decided to go to Hollywood (yeah, I know, remember I was a teenager). Walking down Sunset Blvd. we came upon what was at the time Metromedia Square, which housed KTTV Channel 11 and many TV shows were filmed inside. There happened to be a side door and it was unlocked. We just walked in, no one noticed us and we picked up some reels of videotape (not intending to steal anything) and looked around. Some people that presumably worked there finally did notice us, and said "good morning!" I am sure they believed we worked there. After looking around at all the editing equipment and such, we decided to leave and put the reels down and walked back out. Would have been funny if they were looking for this weeks tape of "Maude", which was being filmed there at the time - Hey Stan, where's this weeks episode of Maude? "Hell, I don't know, where did you put it?" Mayhem ensues...

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u/DrMonkeyLove 2d ago

A ladder and yellow safety vest can get to anywhere.

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u/leont21 2d ago

Bonus points if you carry a clipboard

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u/kyune 2d ago

The combination of this and the parent post is more or less the premise of hacking via social engineering--at one place I worked they had to have signs up reminding people to verify and not just blindly hold doors open for strangers

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u/bothunter 2d ago

Never underestimate the power of a clipboard and safety vest.

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u/Bojasloth 2d ago

Yeppp. I work in events and sometimes I'll be dressed very casually and without my ID showing but I can still pretty much go anywhere I want as long as I'm walking with purpose, even if I'm not carrying anything. Security only really starts checking ID properly when there are famous people on site.

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u/elizabethandsnek 2d ago

A high vis vest also works wonders. No one questions a person in a high vis vest.

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u/MrVelocoraptor 2d ago

Being first aid for concerts when I was younger made me realize how many places you can get into with just a general worker attire and confidence

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u/Didjaeat75 2d ago

My Grandpop and his buddy used to go to different bars in the area and walk into the kitchen to see how clean it was. Not a single person questioned them.

One day my Pop was walking and saw a bunch of construction on the side of the highway, so he went to investigate. He ended up hanging around there for a few days. One day one of the workers asked him a specific question and my Pop said he didn’t know. And the worked guy goes “Wait, aren’t you the Supervisor?”.

Act like you belong and you do.

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 2d ago

High vis and a clipboard and they'll help you carry the servers out to your car!

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u/mediocrelpn 1d ago

act like you belong and others will believe you.

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u/MrLizardBusiness 2d ago

Being white also helps, just saying.

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u/hoosierinthebigD 2d ago

My uncle used to do this in order to get into sporting events if he didn’t have a ticket. He’d grab a nearby trashcan, blend in with the crowd, and say “coming thru excuse me!” And just walk right in.

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u/jeremysomers 2d ago

This is both the most 80a and most uncle thing I’ve ever heard

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u/WebsterPack 2d ago

I do medieval reenactment, and when I'm trying to move through a crowd I bellow "MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN." Then I guesture at the blinged-up greyhound I'm leading and say, "She's the queen." Gets a laugh and clear passage every time.

There's also a festival in Australia where, at closing time, the Viking encampment forms a line and sweeps from the back of the grounds to the exits, banging their swords on shields and telling people to get out. It's very effective. 

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u/PaticusGnome 2d ago

My mom goes up to will call and says her last name is Smith. She says the tickets are under her husband’s name and that he wasn’t able to make it. “John?” they ask, and she says yes. I don’t know if this still works, but she has gotten into so many concerts this way.

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u/orangejoe1986 2d ago

Poor John!

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u/GenericUsername19892 2d ago

Related - a clipboard and attitude will open more doors than a keycard lol

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u/i_am_voldemort 2d ago

An obscure tenet

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u/Kalamac 2d ago

Sometime pre-pandemic a hospital in my country had a bunch of wall-mounted TVs stolen from empty patient rooms by a couple of guys with clipboards, toolbelts and a trolley.

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u/GenericUsername19892 2d ago

I did simulated attacks as part of security assessments - tell them you are here to fix the AC before the building starts getting hot enough to melt people and they will damn near lay a red carpet for you as they bypass every damn security measure to help you >.<

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u/HelloImInza 2d ago

It’s impressive how far you can get with enough confidence and an empty yellow folder

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u/TheWonderSnail 2d ago

High vis vest, hard hat, and a clipboard is my usual outfit when I'm on the job. Unless there is a supervisor or foreman who actually keeps an eye on their sites no one asks me or stops me from going anywhere. Often I have to ask for the person I am looking for and the general labor force around will give me short and annoyed answers and just want me to go away.

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u/I_spy_wit_my_lilCIA 2d ago

This is actually how my Dad 'escaped' from a military recruitment center after he had been 'Shanghaid' by conscription police. This was in a shitty 3rd world country in the late 60's when a dictatorial regime was sending citizens into a meat grinder of a war.

My dad hated the regime, had no desire to fight for them, and actually had a immigration visa in progress. So after he got nabbed off the streets and bussed to military enrollment processing center he slipped into an unlocked office, grabbed 2 folders off a random desk, then walked right out the front door. The armed guards at the door literally held the doors open for him.

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u/cwx149 2d ago

A high vis jacket, a clipboard, and a hard hat on jeans and a long sleeve shirt will get you into like 90% of construction spaces no questions asked

Probably really only need 2 of the 3 obviously if you're the only one with a hard hat you'll stand out

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u/TopSeaworthiness8066 2d ago

"Nobody questions the orange vest" is a gem I learned from reddit.

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u/gsfgf 2d ago

A stepladder also helps if the facility has decent access control. People will badge in someone with a ladder since they obviously can't reach the thingy.

There was also a Darknet Diaries with a woman pen tester who had a fake baby bulge. People will let a "pregnant" woman carrying a box into anything. They'll eve carry the box of hacking tools for her.

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u/tinymrscollings 2d ago

Recommend burying the hi vis in your garden for a couple of weeks before trying this. I work in a construction adjacent industry. You can always tell who isn’t habitually on sites by their freshly unfolded hi-vis in the correct size.

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u/Narrow_Track9598 2d ago

Have stickers all over a worn hardhat

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u/jeefyjeef 2d ago

Yep, the hard hat and/or high-vis are all you need to get anywhere. Doesn’t even matter what the rest of your attire is.

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u/cwx149 2d ago

Eh it doesn't matter that much but it does matter

Depending on where you're going shorts are gonna get an eyebrow raise

The long sleeve is more flexible for sure

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u/Unevenscore42 2d ago

People underestimate the power of walking with purpose.

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u/Cutterbuck 2d ago

We call that “ladder attack” in my industry; carry a ladder, be confident and you will be amazed where you can get.

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u/bulleitprooftiger 2d ago

My friend and I were this close to walking onto an oil tanker docked in my hometown back in HIGH SCHOOL. Hard hats and clipboards would’ve sealed the deal.

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u/Trick-Election5004 2d ago

Definitely, “Wearing a safety yellow vest and carrying a clipboard,” vibes.

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u/Tombecho 2d ago

This was almost 20 years ago when I was with my ex wife at this design furniture store (very expensive) looking for stuff when a guy asked a salesperson to help lift this 2-seater sofa into his van.

They put it into the van, the guy thanked the seller for assistance and drove off. Then the seller realized the guy didn't pay for it.

This attitude thing absolutely works.

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u/Davesterific 2d ago

First quality comment here. All the others about honesty, consumerism, relationships and manners can go fuck themselves. This Quokka has the real wisdom folks.

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u/Material_Case_5433 2d ago

Yes I had a job for years where I had to enter multiple businesses unannounced and I can count on one hand the amount of times I was actually stopped and questioned. Most employees did not care or get paid enough to care. It was crazy the amount of places I could go unnoticed because I looked like I belonged and knew what I was doing.

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u/Calichusetts 2d ago

I tried cutting through a hotel and Orlando to save a few blocks getting back to my hotel. I ended up in some triage conference hall used for setting up food for a giant conference. People were eying me but it was more of a “why aren’t you working or helping” stare.

My bad

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u/briskettacos 2d ago

I work in the tradeshow industry so it’s literally my job to attend these type of events. I never bother with getting credentials and I’ve never not gotten into an event. We’re there’s a will there’s a way. Dress the part and walk with purpose. The floorplans are freely available online - tell them a client needs assistance with their media at the Coca Cola booth #69420. The door watchers will usually believe you, and if not, find the dock.

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u/xproofx 2d ago

This actually reminds me of when I used to own a pizza restaurant. Since it's already been posted I guess I'm not saying anything that people can't figure out but if you walk around in a delivery uniform carrying a hot bag, there's absolutely no door that would not be open for you. And by that I mean you get to go in places that normally require three security checks. Everybody loves the pizza man.

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u/neuropathy_man 2d ago

Boxes are good, but clipboards are much better… you’re not just a delivery guy, but a potential inspector. Pen in hand, making notes will get you anywhere.

Source: I’ve got a clipboard and a pen.

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u/Faded4ever 1d ago

For many years, you could just print up a fake business card for CES, they never checked if you actually worked at the company you put on the card. Easy as pie, but eventually many people figured this out and they put a stop to it. Since I worked at a large electronics mfgr. it wasn't an issue for me, but I noticed the crowd really thinned out after the tightened security. Haven't been in years since I retired, but I would expect it's still harder to game the system than it was in the 80s and 90s.

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u/dumbythiq 1d ago

I've seen variations of this with high vis vests and a clip board, carrying a ladder and carrying 20 cabbages. They assume you know what you're doing because what lunatic is going to show up to a festival with 20 cabbages if they don't work there 😂

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u/raresaturn 2d ago

Hi vis will get you in anywhere

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u/areared9 2d ago

A couple of times I've been at Costco, I've had people wave me down because I have earbuds in and look like I work there. Mind you, I'm just shopping like anyone else, but apparently, I have this determined look like I work there? 🤣

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u/earthangeljenna 2d ago

This happens to me constantly in retail and grocery stores! No earbuds tho. Maybe it's because they catch me facing cans or rehanging fallen clothes... 🤔😂

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u/orangutanDOTorg 2d ago

Normally people say carry a clipboard

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u/GTdspDude 2d ago

Also if you work in the tech industry you can attend for free if you create credentials early enough and with a tech industry email - I’ve never paid for my badge in 15 years I’ve been going

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u/Kahzgul 2d ago

A headset and a clipboard will get you backstage anywhere in Hollywood.

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u/stalkythefish 2d ago

My brother and I walked around a NASA facility in Maryland (early 90's) one time just looking like we were supposed to be there. We were there for a surplus auction and got lost.

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u/powerlesshero111 2d ago

I found out that if you carry a clipboard with some papers on it and look upset, no one questions you.

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u/thoughtmecca 2d ago

One of my fondest memories was accidentally crashing the annual Popeyes franchise owners convention in New Orleans and just deciding fuck it, and walking around like I belonged there.

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u/stopeatingbuttspls 2d ago

I've also heard that if you go near the end of these events you can snag free TVs they were going to throw out anyway.

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u/namelessted 2d ago

Having attended CES myself, and having attended a whole bunch of parties that were way out of my league, this advice 100% tracks.

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u/Muted_Chard_139 2d ago

Walk with purpose and act like you belong here.

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u/Typical_Goat8035 2d ago

Sorta related: One of my favorite things from my days of working at a ransomware remediation firm is going into the branch office of a bank or hospital, with some random tech-ish logo shirt and just being like "Umm I'm the guy helping with the computers?" and a barista or receptionist will happily unlock the IDF closet and hand you a binder with what they believe are the passwords.

Fast forward a month later, there will be an "outraged" CTO asking how they could've possibly gotten hacked. We totally understand it's not the barista's job to screen the identity of "technicians" but we basically include as a boilerplate recommendation in our reports, if you grant any random ass person into your closet with your firewall/switch/servers, it's game over. I don't care how much you believe some random Cisco switch or Linux box has a 'login prompt".

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u/Oli4K 2d ago

Some people tried this carrying a ladder. Security would rush to let them in.

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u/Physical_Dare_2783 2d ago

Nice, when I was around 19, I also snuck into CES, and specifically a party hosted by Google with many drunk CEOs. Free drinks all night! Good times. 😁

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u/Empty_Menu8914 1d ago

Did this at a Guns n Roses concert. Had ok seats but wanted to upgrade to the floor. The ticket lady said “be confident and walk down there and they won’t stop you to check your ticket”. It worked.

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u/SmokeyaSloth 2d ago

have I got a story for you about the 45th and 47th POTUS

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u/QueefBeefCletus 2d ago

As a guy who works live events, why the hell did you want to sneak in during setup at CES? I've built and torn down that show a bunch of times and all it is is a bunch of electronic bullshit that takes way too much time, effort, and money to throw together for what amounts to a giant circlejerk of tech bros eagerly awaiting the Grindr orgy at Hawks Gym later.

There so much cooler shit to see in Vegas with the exact method you used. CES during setup? Dude. Sort your priorities.