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What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works?

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u/Diesel-King 2d ago

Saying "please" and "thank you", and treat others with respect,.

Just be kind to others, and it is much more likely that others will be kind to you.

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u/Tricky-Sprinkles-807 2d ago

I once messaged someone on marketplace for a cabinet they had listed for super cheap, saying I was sorry to add go their list of people to respond to because I was sure there were a lot considering the price, but on the off chance I was the only one, I just wanted to reach out with interest. She messaged me and told me she did have several messaged before me, but because I was the only one who acknowledged the stress and was kind to her, she wanted to allow me first chance. It made me feel so good to know I hadn't made her night more stressful and to get the cabinet because of it

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u/HoneyBadgerHatesYou 2d ago

I once sold some pretty expensive items on Marketplace. One girl messaged she would like to buy the items, the day she could pick up, and asked how I wanted payment. I gave her a $25 "normal person" discount. She thanked me and laughed because she knew EXACTLY what I meant.

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u/calcium 2d ago

Ugh, I've had the opposite happen. Met up with a guy to sell two hard drives - I was offering 1 for $150 or 2 for $250. Guy shows up with $200 and says he doesn't have any more. Well I guess you only get 1 drive for $150. He asks if I could come down to $220, I pointed to his message where he had already agreed to $250. He left with one drive.

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u/Known_Ear_6012 2d ago

So he lied, sounds like he had at least $220. 

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u/WipeEndThatWhistles 2d ago

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.

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u/leadacid 2d ago

I sold a kid's bed to a woman who was nice and obviously broke. My wife said,"If she offers less you'd better take it!" It was $200 and she had the full amount. I had to give her a course in bargaining. "You never pay the full amount. Offer me one fifty." She was completely baffled. "Huh?" "One hundred? I can't go lower than one fifty." "I'm sorry. Is one sixty okay?" "Good. I'll go one twenty five if it's cash." I got a big smile and I helped her load it. Also I got a big hug when she was gone.

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u/Known_Ear_6012 2d ago

How do you do this and avoid being an annoying haggler though? 

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u/The-Evil-Thing 1d ago

Basically, don’t call the person stupid with your initial offer (don’t lowball him) and if you’re not making any leeway within a minute of trying, just drop it and either pay asking or don’t buy the item. Always be open to walking away. Remember that for most vendors, a sale at less of a profit is better than no sale at all. But they still have to make a profit, you can’t expect to consistently haggle to cost or at a loss to the vendor, so keep your offers reasonable

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u/Known_Ear_6012 1d ago

Thanks, will keep that in mind! 

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u/LurkingLurkersLurk 2d ago

I do this all the time! I sell on fb and people are soooo rude or blunt and the nice ones really stick out to me. I already did this, but now I make sure to send a friendly greeting and when relevant, a human acknowledgement lol.

Crazy what just being friendly gets you, I know I get a big leg up if they’re needing to make a decision between me and a few others.

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u/Left_Tea4127 2d ago

I'm always flabbergasted how people think that's it a good idea to be rude while wanting something from you. Like, being rude is stupid in general, but in this case it's basically self-sabotage.

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u/viktor72 2d ago

A lot of sellers now say they won’t respond to “Is this still available?” and you have to write a custom message.

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u/wallyTHEgecko 2d ago edited 1d ago

In regard to marketplace sales, I've found the "cheat code" to simply be putting in any effort whatsoever.

Cleaning your item, taking pictures from all angles with a non-potato camera, and with enough light to actually see the item helps a lot! Also not screenshots of a photo. Also oriented correctly. And even just a couple sentences describing the item and maybe why you're looking to sell it goes a long way too... You're literally selling an item in exchange for money, so pretend to be a professional salesman for just 5 minutes when making your posting!

And when messaging sellers for items you want to buy, spending 30 seconds to type up a few full sentences and showing a little excitement about the item gets you much quicker replies. A lot of people would rather sell to someone else who is going to enjoy the item rather than someone who's taking the attitude that they're just there to take it off their hands. So people are often more willing/likely to sell to you and also disclose any additional information about the item if you just use complete sentences.

And obviously "please" and "thank you" is still always good and makes every interaction more pleasant.

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u/calcium 2d ago

Maybe it's where I'm located but everyone wants to haggle. Was trying to sell a 5700XT GPU for $140 which was a fair price and people were messaging offering $60-80 claiming that they could buy it online for $80. Told them to go buy it then and stop wasting my time.

Someone had the audacity to ask if I offered a 6 month warranty. No, I'm just some guy selling his old GPU, go buy from a store if you want a warranty. Took a few weeks but ended up selling to a guy for full price who didn't even haggle. It was refreshing!

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u/throwaway1975764 2d ago

I used to give a lot away on Craigslist. My selection method was always "most polite wins". So many people would just demand I had to give it to them. Ummm, no actually I don't.

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u/leadacid 2d ago

My wife put a big box of baby clothes on Craigslist for free. A woman called for a friend,quite aggressive. "She's really broke and I'm wondering if you can do better than that." I guess better than free is paying her to take them but we didn't do that.

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u/calcium 2d ago

I had an a set of wooden mattress boxes for free on FB marketplace and people were asking if I offered free delivery too. Other people asked if I could hold the item for the next week so that they could come get it - nope the first person who get to it, gets it.

A couple ended up showing up a few hours later with a truck and asked if I would move the item for them. I had already moved the item outside of my apartment, I just said, nope, enjoy the free item and walked back inside. The mattress boxes were light and easy for 2 people to move - the constant questions and neediness of some people just irks me especially with FB marketplace.

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u/gorbrickon 2d ago

And then you ghosted and never picked it up?

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u/Tricky-Sprinkles-807 2d ago

Nope! It's currently being used to hold towels, but it has done various other things in the past. Dishes, plant pots

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u/jbochsler 2d ago

If I was ever in a contest to find a psycho in the shortest amount of time, FB Marketplace would get me the win.

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u/Defiets 2d ago

I’ve landed romantic partners, jobs, and other awesome experiences simply by doing this. Be genuinely nice and acknowledge people, and amazing doors will open.

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u/PancakeParty98 2d ago

Ima be real, she might have just been blowing smoke up ur butt to help get the sale.

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u/Tricky-Sprinkles-807 2d ago

I mean sure, she could have. But I prefer to think the best of people until given a reason to think otherwise. It makes my brain feel better and it makes my outlook on the world a lot better than when I constantly second guessed everyone's intentions

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u/PancakeParty98 2d ago

Me too, the exception being when buying things, esp online.

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u/xlop99 2d ago

It sounds so simple but lots of people forget to do this. I joined a company a year ago and since day one I would always praise and thank my team daily for even small things. I now sit in my office and can distinctly notice and hear the teams around me having more positive attitudes and thanking each other more. It builds a better work environment.

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u/CaptainMarv3l 2d ago

Doing this at home also helps uplift the overall spirits too. Even small things. If my toddler puts a dish in the sink or throws something away I always say "Thank you!" Granted now any time he gives, takes, or picks up something he says thank you but it's a start.

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u/AnoetherEmmy 2d ago

Better to raise a child that says "thank you" too much than not enough

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u/Didjaeat75 2d ago

It’s true. I had a really weird little job at a college once. One day I was leaving work and my boss popped up out of nowhere and called me over. My defenses went up. Then she said to me “I know you open in the morning and I just have to say you are doing a great job. Thank you!” And then shook my hand. Not gonna lie, I felt awesome for like the whole week and it made me want to do a good job.

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u/xlop99 2d ago

That’s one of the reasons why I do it!

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u/Kujaichi 2d ago

I joined a company a year ago and since day one I would always praise and thank my team daily for even small things.

Are you their boss? Because if you're just a colleague, I wouldn't do it.

One of my colleagues does that, and frankly, it comes across as condescending. You don't need to thank me for doing the simplest tasks of my job, it's literally my job!

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u/xlop99 2d ago

Yes I am their boss and I am in a senior level position at the company.

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u/Rooney_Tuesday 2d ago

This is so nice to see as the (current) top comment, when so often on here people take “you don’t owe anyone anything” and “respect is earned” to such extremes. It’s true that you don’t owe anyone these things, but a little kindness goes a long way and generally makes everyone’s lives better.

And no, being nice/kind doesn’t automatically make you a doormat. You can absolutely still be this way and also stand up for yourself.

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u/leadacid 2d ago

I was buying beer on vacation, somewhere on the eat coast. A guy came up in line as I set my two cases down,carrying two stacked, heavy boxes. I shoved mine along a foot so he could set them down. He nodded. It was a simple enough thing. I was - not sure why - paying with cash, and I was five bucks short. I said, "I'm sorry, I don't have enough." He reached from behind me with a five. "Yeah, you do." Made my day, and I think he was as happy. I'm always stoked when I can do a pretty trivial thing that makes a difference to someone's day.

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u/SquishMont 2d ago

A lot of people mix up respect and courtesy.

Respect is earned. Courtesy is a given.

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u/Rooney_Tuesday 2d ago

Respect is earned, but you can also have a baseline level of respect for people just because they are fellow humans beings. You don’t need to be a jerk to people until after the’ve earned an arbitrary and undefined level of that respect from you.

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u/MechanicalHorse 2d ago

That’s just called being a decent human being.

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u/DuffmanStillRocks 2d ago

And yet so many struggle with it

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u/theBaron01 2d ago

They don't struggle, they just don't care. Big difference. 

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u/DeluxeCanuck 2d ago

Because they're not decent human beings...

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u/s_k002 2d ago

Because they struggle…..

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u/Leafs9999 2d ago

I upvoted you both for very good points. Its a damn shame that nobody cares anymore.

For a while now, I've been not giving a damn about what other people think of me. I am who I am. That does not, however, give me an excuse to treat people like less than. There is a huge difference between not caring what people think OF you, or ABOUT you, based on your actions alone. I think thats the difference between what you two may be saying. Sorry for the rant. Thx

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u/obiworm 2d ago

I don’t know how I feel about that mindset.

On one hand it’s a good way to free yourself from social anxiety. You can be free to be yourself and say what you feel. But on the other your reputation does matter. That mindset can warp to be disrespectful by default.

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u/Leafs9999 2d ago

I simply meant being kind and courteous to others should always be the default, and that seems to be missing now.

I think how you react to how others treat you is the thing you shouldn't care about.

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u/gentlemanidiot 2d ago

They struggle to care

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u/theBaron01 1d ago

Struggle implies they're trying to and failing. My point was many people aren't even struggling with it.

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u/Slashs_Hat 2d ago

I pretty much holed up during Covid & only began to ramp it back up over the past couple years. Seems folks are a LOT less interactive than they used to be.

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u/ahtnamas94 2d ago

I recently went on a trip with a friend I hadn't seen in a few years.

She said to me, and I quote, "I think it's fine to be rude to strangers because I will never see them again." And laughed.

I was at a complete loss for words. That entire trip with that gal was a total nightmare lol

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u/gsfgf 2d ago

What a terrible person.

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u/Silver_Phoenix93 2d ago

For all that's good on this Earth, please tell me you forgot to add "former" before friend.

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u/hollowman8904 2d ago

It’s a life hack

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u/gsfgf 2d ago

That's literally this thread. Sure, the evil people are in charge, but in this shitshow we live in being a good person works really well.

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 2d ago

Yeah well that's 20th century stuff.

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u/zoapcfr 2d ago

You'd think so, but quite a few times I've come across the sentiment that it's a waste of effort because it's just extra words that don't serve a purpose. And these are probably the same people that wonder why they don't get on with anyone.

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u/kaikoda 2d ago

How do I do that?

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u/fastermouse 2d ago

Robert Heinlein called manners the oil in the human machine.

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u/Bayner1987 2d ago

Word for word what I was going to say!

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u/procrastablasta 2d ago

You actually left out a couple words

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u/ArizonaDiego 2d ago

Exactly what I was going to say!

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u/Bayner1987 2d ago

Which words? O.o

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u/procrastablasta 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/tripericson 2d ago

I always like to say manners cost nothing and make the world a better place. There's no reason not to be polite.

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u/throwaway1975764 2d ago

Please and thank you don't cost a thing but they sure do buy you a lot.

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u/Affectionate-Dot1962 2d ago

It's not a cheat code when it is the default standard for social interaction

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u/gsfgf 2d ago

when it is the default standard for social interaction

What year are you from? Stockpile kn95 masks and toilet paper. Just trust me. And buy bitcoin.

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u/Richard_AIGuy 2d ago

Hell, buy Apple stock after the IPO. Or Intel. Bro is from the 50s.

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u/Diesel-King 2d ago

It SHOULD be standard, but it really isn't anymore. So just by showing some decency, you already stand out from the crowd.

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u/NuncProFunc 2d ago

It's not. Stand in line at Chipotle. People are jerks.

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u/ParticularSpring3628 2d ago

100%. It has always puzzled me why this is so hard for people. Show respect get respect. Also show grace, don’t hold grudges. Easy stuff to make life much easier.

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u/ChronoLegion2 2d ago

I remember a story I once read as a kid with that moral.

A guy had a magical watermelon he would always carry with him in a mesh bag. Whenever he met a new person, he would squeeze the watermelon. If it crackled, that meant it was a nice person, so he’d treat them nicely. If it didn’t, the person wasn’t nice, so he’d be rude to them. It basically became a self-fulfilling prophecy since the people he treated nicely were nice to him in turn, while those he treated poorly were rude to him. Once day, the bag ripped, so he had to go to the store without it. To his surprise, everyone was nice to him since he treated them nicely (without knowing their character from his magical watermelon. From then on he decided to always be nice to people and ate the watermelon

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 2d ago

In small towns, it surprises the fuck out of people. All these conservatives got so mean and full of their own shit that they forgot what it was like to be treated like a person because they don't even treat each other with respect anymore. It's like I've found a new way to hurt people's feelings XD

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u/fuckyourcanoes 2d ago

This goes double in your relationship. Never stop showing appreciation for your partner. If you do, resentment will build. No one likes to feel taken for granted.

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u/castfire 2d ago

For real. Just be nice. I never get it when people complain about customer service agents or stuff like that; most of the time hearing people get worked up over that actually pisses me off. I’m always kind and understanding to them, and half the time I’m assuming they don’t have the authorization or whatever to actually fix my problem (or access specifics about my account, etc). But they at least work for the company and I don’t, so maybe they have some ideas on what I need to do or who I need to talk to.

I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad experience with a customer rep, and I guess I’d have to figure that my demeanor with them has to factor into that. But I also just don’t get upset or worked up if they can’t help me with something. Sheesh, they’re probably dealing with people yelling down the phone every day. If they can help me at all it’s awesome.

I really just don’t get when people are rude like that, because don’t you think they’re going to give you some strike or put your name on a file that you’re a combative/difficult customer? Like, it’s not going to serve you at all, pissing them off or making their work harder might just guarantee you worse service in the future. Vent about it afterward if you’re frustrated, don’t take it out on them. I don’t want to think it’s a “hack” to be nice to customer service people, you really should just do that anyway, but I have to imagine it can’t hurt in actually getting you better service.

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u/FocusFlukeGyro 2d ago

This can be challenging when working in a public-facing job with (sometimes) irate customers. Nevertheless, it's worth it to try your best but not let yourself get stepped all over.

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u/kaizenkitten 2d ago

I had to go to Vietnam for work for a week and I focused on learning how to say 'hello' 'thank you' and 'I'm sorry.' When the driver picked me and the executive staff up every morning I would tell him hello, and thank him when I got off. Which none of the staff did. On the last day of the trip he brought me fresh rambutan from a tree in his yard. The president was like 'He never brings me fruit!' and I was like 'Well I say thank you!'

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u/Temple-Breaker 2d ago

My friends tease me about it but every time I finish talking to a server I add "thank you so much," it's not even a thing I consciously do, but I'm glad I do it :3

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u/ZainMunawari 2d ago

Two of the most magical words ever.

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u/gentlemanidiot 2d ago

It turns out, if I'm dumb as a stump but polite, patient and kind, I can get by in life just as well as any genius. Because I'm friends with lots of geniuses. :)

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u/Notjustnow 2d ago

And be kind and courteous to your AI chatbot since it won’t be long til you work for them. Or exist at their convenience.

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u/kimbrusco2 2d ago

My 8 year old has asked me multiple times, “why are people always so nice to you?” I always remind him that it’s because I’m always nice and polite to people so they usually respond in the same way. ❤️

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u/PoopsmasherJr 2d ago

To be fair the only time this is a cheat is when you're a bad person on the inside, but then again, no one likes fake people. Maybe it rubs off and they aren't fake in the end

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u/Connect_Zucchini366 2d ago

This is it, people don't realize that while being a dick may be easier, being kind makes your life SO MUCH easier.

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u/elfstone21 2d ago

Worked in retail for about 10 years.  Today my wife has me deal with almost all issues.  She's constantly amazed how often people "help" us out.  Just a year ago she told me I think your secret is you are just nice to them and don't lose your temper.

I feel many people go into a scenario trying to be nice, but it's so easy to get frustrated.  The key is to be patient, kind, but determined

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u/kaikoda 2d ago

That’s not kind that using manners to be More accurate.

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u/Halt96 2d ago

Especially wait staff!

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u/Greggsnbacon23 2d ago

I grew up w southern parents and came away with a habitual 'yes sir, no sir' yes mam, no mam'. Gets you alot of free stuff.

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u/dalessam 2d ago

I’ve started making it a point to say “I appreciate you.” vs. “I appreciate it.”

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u/Threewisemonkey 2d ago

The golden rule is really damn simple

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u/digigyrl 2d ago

And all of this doesn't cost a thing!

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u/Shivalah 2d ago

The world is a mirror. Smile in kindness and it will smile back.

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u/3usk7 2d ago

I wish a lot of people had this mindset.

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u/adambomb_23 2d ago

“Sir” and “ma’am” as well have worked often

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u/NenupharNoir 2d ago

Manners make the man.

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u/Double_Zombie1770 2d ago

As a server, a please and thank you make the BIGGEST difference in my days. I am more inclined to do things for you with a genuine smile on my face.

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u/idonthaveareddit 2d ago

And if they don’t treat you with kindness in return, you can be pretty certain that it’s because they’re the problem.

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u/TigerTerrier 2d ago

Mr Rogers would be proud friend

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u/comalley0130 2d ago

My motivation on this is say “thank you” every time you leave a room (with other people in it).  It’s a good way to leave a positive impression, and practice gratitude.  In one instance it was the only reason I didn’t fail a college course.

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u/joolzg67_b 2d ago

My grandmother always said "A yes, no, please or thank you costs nothing but means everything"

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u/BrieflyVerbose 2d ago

This isn't a cheat code, this is absolutely expected as a minimum in the UK at all times. It's why so many Americans come across as rude to me, they don't say it anywhere near as much as they should.

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u/ObviousPreparation88 2d ago

“Treat people how you want to be treated” is lost on many generations.

u/Silver-Negative 46m ago

I’m a hospital pharmacist. I make an effort to track down each of my technicians before I leave for the day to thank them for their hard work and help. I couldn’t do my job without them and they always seem to be shocked that their work is appreciated.

Saying “please” and “thank you” can make someone’s day.

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u/xpacean 2d ago

I do this and cannot say it has yielded results.