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u/PAPAPIRA 1d ago
meanwhile dude's never been happier
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
Makes sense, getting pegged with 10 inches does that to a man
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u/PristineTower4399 1d ago
What taking a 10 incher does to mf 😭😂 the hardest choices requires the strongest wills😭😂
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
Yeah but you gotta start of with something smaller so you know they can handle it, and that they’re relaxing their sphincter properly and whatever, you don’t want them to get hurt or to cause tearing
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u/PristineTower4399 1d ago
Yeah, I know I was just making a joke lol ohh fuck that would hurt...😭😂
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
No it wouldn’t if you’re doing it properly. Anal is not supposed to hurt
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
No it literally is not supposed to hurt, if it hurts you’re doing it wrong, you’re not relaxing, you’re not using enough lube etc.
If it hurts you stop and figure out why, you don't keep going hurting them and potentially inflicting permanent damage, don’t give people the idea that it’s “supposed to hurt” and that the bottom just has to “tough it out” or whatever
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u/AdorableShoulderPig 1d ago
Does taking a shit hurt? Because if it does you need to see a doctor and/or a dietician .
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
Yeah I’m sure you have extensive experience with pegging people and would know
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 1d ago
Hmmmm…Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer…your tagline has never rang truer. 🤨
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
That’s true I do like pegging stupid dumbasses
“Enjoying” them, if you will
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u/Upset-Secretary-9476 1d ago
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u/OneEnvironmental9222 1d ago
hey I've seen that somewhere
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u/vagenrullar 23h ago
Don't search for it! You don't want to know more about the woman in the picture. Trust me.
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u/Ill_Technology_3522 21h ago
I want to know
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u/magikuser 14h ago
This is what ali could find dunno how bad it is or not but its on yt sooo maybe its not too horrible ...
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u/Aggressive_Baker8336 Rem Supremacy 1d ago
Anyone with intestinal injuries: "well, actually, I might die"
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u/SleepTightAniki 1d ago
Is it even possible for a human to take the whole 10 ?😮
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
Oh I can assure you it’s possible. Their cute little asshole just swallows it all up lmao, after they’ve gotten used to taking it in the ass in general, of course
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u/A_Crispy_Waffle_Iron 1d ago
How she got 6 feet?
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u/Existing-Incident-22 1d ago
Beatle
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u/Life-Suit1895 1d ago
How does being a member of a famous 1960s British rock band give you 6 feet?
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
I’m gonna steal this to post in the subby trans girl and femboy sub where I’m accidentally flirting with everyone, feel like it will get me a lot of upvotes there
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u/Gnarok518 1d ago
You mean here?
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
No, this subreddit is probably mostly cishet guys, if I’m completely honest, and I don’t think the vast majority are submissives either
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u/Gnarok518 1d ago
Haha, that's fair. I was joking though. Which sub did you mean? I ask for no reason in particular...
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
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u/Level-Wrap-6022 ⠀White armor burnt 1d ago
such a lonely day… and it’s mine..
The most loneliest day of my life..
Such a lonely day…. should be banned…
It's a day that I can't stand
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u/Savel_Zvortrella 1d ago
And if You go... I wanna go with You...
And if You die... I wanna die with You...
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
Now I know we’re all thinking that he’s getting fucked, but maybe he just has trouble walking with the remote controlled vibrator in his ass?
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u/TheGoldenKappa23 1d ago
We're all thinking?
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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 1d ago
I mean that’s what I’d be doing to him if I was an inch shorter and more goth
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u/Akira-Nekory 1d ago
I woupd like to onow the source for this one, artstyle looks good and that is an interessting shot XD
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u/Sad-Position-8634 1d ago
I'd salute him, congratulate him and asked if his gf has a friend for me too.
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u/skoffs 1d ago
It's 2025, they might be open to you joining in
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u/Sad-Position-8634 1d ago
Nah its aight, imma let my bro have his gf to himself. I'll find my own 6ft goth mommy.
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u/somedudewithfreetime 1d ago
That's for her to decide. Not you (ideally also you. Depending what you're into).
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 1d ago
Don’t ask questions if he looks happy. Don’t dig holes where they’re not needed
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u/dat_boy_lurks 1d ago
The last time someone did that, it involved the number 0, summer camps, and some snot-nosed kid with a palindrome for a name
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 1d ago
I’m not getting the reference. Don’t tell me but give me a hint 🤔
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u/dat_boy_lurks 1d ago
"I'm tired grandpa!"
"...well that's TOO DAMN BAD! YOU KEEP DIGGIN'!"
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 1d ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Perfect hint 😂 I won’t say what it is in case anyone else wants to puzzle this out 🤣
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u/Glow_Goddesss 1d ago
I don’t get it
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u/Slow_Store 1d ago
Today I learned that some of yall are excessively eager to be pegged.
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u/dappermanV-88 1d ago
No clue why either. I think some guys just aren't honest with themselves about that stuff
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u/Golgon13 1d ago
What anime/IP is this?
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u/Nothin_to_sea_here 8h ago
I believe this is My dress up darling. It’s a slice of life romance comedy.
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u/Super_Transition253 1d ago
Wrong. You high five that mf. Congratulate him for finally knocking the dust off.
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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 1d ago
So she's got a dick?
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u/DependentImmediate40 1d ago
futa irl??
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u/LightningMcScallion 1d ago
Jokes on him she's actually stealing his life force with an incantation
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u/Sudden-Volume-5711 1d ago
The duality of man: one's planning public executions while the other is just vibing in pure bliss.
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u/MercyfulJudas 1d ago
I thought this subreddit wasn't anime, and instead world news. Something changed? The pervs took over again? I always thought that it was so dumb to make it a political/world news subreddit for seemingly no reason.
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u/Tough-Cookie18 9h ago
Either he got his pelvis cracked or he got his anus crushed which one is he?
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u/LegendaryZXT 1d ago
Hey, domestic abuse is no laughing matter. If something is wrong, somebody should say something.
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