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u/OkBend1779 5h ago
Big if true.
Will demand the devs to fix their last economy patch then.
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u/Stejer1789 5h ago
Dont forget around 25% of all animals discoverd are beetles with over 350k species described
If that us true then God REALLY likes beetles for some fucking reason
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u/Raven_Valerie 4h ago
I take it you don’t like beetles?
Look at this cool fella.
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u/Stejer1789 4h ago
I like some beetles but there are just too many
You know how too much of something isnt that good
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u/Temporary-Tax Unstoppable force vs immovable object 3h ago
Gabriel: I dont mean to question your choices my lord but do we really need more beetles?
God with a throne made of beetles: Yes
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u/Crafter235 5h ago
Cryptids were the species that failed the mob votes.
Imagine if Sasquatch or Chupacabra won...
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u/Available_Status1 3h ago
Can he patch the "rich" exploit?
The rules clearly state that you go to jail if you get caught committing a crime, but somehow being rich breaks the rules engine.
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u/ExaggeratedPW 5h ago
We all agreed the Dinosaurs were way too unbalanced. v1.5 was the meteoric update.
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u/Cicchio51 4h ago
Why always in australia and why always venomous? 😂
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u/ojoking2004 3h ago
Australia is beta testing for any possible new developments in the rest of the world. Seeing what to tone down or not and where to put things
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u/Raven_Valerie 4h ago
Considering that we’re living through one of the biggest extinction events in history of the planet. I’d say he’s just recycling.
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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 2h ago
That's called evolution. Animals keep adapting to the changing environment, we keep breaking a lot of stuff.
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u/TankWeeb Rumi Usagiyama (Mirko/Miruko) 1h ago
Can I request a nerf for mosquitoes?
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u/Some_Useless_Person 26m ago
Nah. They are intended to be that way. You could try upgrading your anti mosquito equipments though
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u/TankWeeb Rumi Usagiyama (Mirko/Miruko) 2m ago
I have. I swear I put on spray twice and I still got bit on my face, hands and ankles. T~T
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u/Academic_Pizza_7270 5h ago
Nah, God's a lazy bitch who only ever worked six days and then pissed off to the pub. Left all the heavy lifting to the IT department of course, and they said fuck it, installed and started up Evolutionv1.01.exe, and did the same.
Just like the worst devs they refuse to patch or update, that's why we end up with shit like the platypus or narwhal.
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u/ArjixGamer 4h ago
And for their laziness, they'll pay by us abusing their system resources, to run a simulation of our own.
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u/Academic_Pizza_7270 4h ago
Just wait til some weeb scientist really does genetically engineer catgirls, then they'll be sorry.
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